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Post by Kira on Feb 23, 2005 5:54:21 GMT -5
But they are really really really discusting and I don't think its a good thing to post on this forum because it can be viewed by a wide audience. Hm...yeah...maybe you're right, pm them to us!!!
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Post by Guan Lou-dte on Feb 23, 2005 14:06:42 GMT -5
8sniggers* they are quite funny
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 23, 2005 15:33:58 GMT -5
A foursome with a boat. Now thats what I call humor. More! More foul jokes! Okay Insanity, Kira, and Guan I will pm them to you guys ok. ;D
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 23, 2005 16:35:18 GMT -5
I pmed them to you guys. Tell me are they funny. ;D ;D
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Post by Cheshire cat on Feb 23, 2005 19:17:25 GMT -5
Pm them to me too (Also i don't think it would be a very big deal. If we gave a warning i don't think any of the kids would do something stupid.)
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Post by Cheshire cat on Feb 23, 2005 19:18:43 GMT -5
You know what I'll post it anyway here it is. There were two twins, Ram and Shyam who lived in a village by the sea. Ram was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that Shyam's wife died the same day Ram's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Ram and mistaking him for Shyam said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible." Ram, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle". Not strangely, the old woman fainted. So what do you guys think of it. ;D Funny right. ;D LOOL! That one is soooo funny!
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 23, 2005 19:32:50 GMT -5
Pm them to me too (Also i don't think it would be a very big deal. If we gave a warning i don't think any of the kids would do something stupid.) Okay I did. Good idea.
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 23, 2005 19:57:35 GMT -5
Warning this joke contains bad stuff.
This kid is on his way to school and on his way over there the devil appears on him and tells him what you got there and he says my lunch the devil tells him thats not lunch thats sh*t the littlle boy says ok then he tells him who made it for you he says my mommy he says thats not your mom thats a bitch he says ok and then he says were are you going the little boy says to school he said thats not a school thats hell the little boy says ok the next day the little boy says hey bitch give me my sh*t im going to hell
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Post by DachandesHonor on Feb 23, 2005 21:08:19 GMT -5
Warning this joke contains bad stuff. This kid is on his way to school and on his way over there the devil appears on him and tells him what you got there and he says my lunch the devil tells him thats not lunch thats sh*t the littlle boy says ok then he tells him who made it for you he says my mommy he says thats not your mom thats a bitch he says ok and then he says were are you going the little boy says to school he said thats not a school thats hell the little boy says ok the next day the little boy says hey bitch give me my sh*t im going to hell lol nice ;D
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Post by Guan Lou-dte on Feb 24, 2005 6:24:06 GMT -5
not as funny as the other one
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Post by Frost on Feb 24, 2005 9:54:20 GMT -5
but still funny
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 24, 2005 15:51:20 GMT -5
Yah I got just a couple more.
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 24, 2005 16:19:23 GMT -5
Warning: This contains bad stuff so beware.
Keep on scrolling
Just a little further
Just a tiny bit further
There you found it.
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond.
He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage. The cat was feeling quite peckish so as the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he peered Into the pond again there was another sausage but this time it was a normal sized one so the cat reached in but this time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond it looked so delicious, but it was so huge that he had to actually put the whole of his body into the pond to get the sausage. He ate it and found it very tasty!
THE MORAL OF THE STORY………
The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy !!!!
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Post by Guan Lou-dte on Feb 25, 2005 4:57:55 GMT -5
very good but can we shorten the posts please?
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 25, 2005 8:54:13 GMT -5
very good but can we shorten the posts please? Awww come on Guan its just some good old clean dirty fun.
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Post by Cheshire cat on Feb 25, 2005 10:50:34 GMT -5
Oh that was a good one.
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 25, 2005 11:33:05 GMT -5
Okay people this is the last one I got so enjoy.
Warning this contains bad stuff.
a boy at school being taken the mick out of and being called barstards and bitches, he goes home and says " dad what are barstads and bitches" he says " ladys and gentlemen" so he goes up stairs to see his mum. His my drops a perfume bottle and says "*c'jit*" he says " mum what is *c'jit*" and she says "perfume" so he goes to see his dad (who is cutting the chicken) and his dad cuts him self and says " *pauk*" the boy says "what does *pauk* mean" and he says " cutting. then he follows his dad up stairs and his mum and dad are about to have sex when his dad says " where are the condoms?" HE says "what are condoms?" and he says "coats and jackets". then some people come round for a VERY important meeting with his dad. the boy opens the door and says " hello come in Barstads and bitches, hang your condoms up here, my mum is up stairs rubbing *c'jit* on her face and my dad is down stairs *pauk*ing the chicken.
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Post by Cheshire cat on Feb 25, 2005 12:45:11 GMT -5
LOOL i've heard one like that before! ;D
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Post by Yautja100 on Feb 25, 2005 20:49:53 GMT -5
Yes it is very funny but now I have to think of some more to post for you guys.
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Post by ki its - pa on Feb 26, 2005 6:51:48 GMT -5
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