The Tax Man and the Rabbi. . .

[Dachan-da]

[glow=red,2,300]At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said
"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a
free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way
"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them
and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they
send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the Know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about
once a year they send us a complete dick."
[/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

You know what we call the IRS over here? Ëternal Revenue Service.

[Dachan-da]

[glow=green,2,300]Hahahaha, that’s sweet[/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

yeah.......... Pretty funny, huh?

the only difference between the IRS and a thief is that the IRS is legal

[Dachan-da]

[glow=green,2,300]HAHAHAHAH, the only difference between a corporation and the church? The CEO of a corporation don’t wear a silly hat!!!!!!!!! ;D [/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

hahahahahahahahaha, that's true.

You know what would be really funny? If all the money that the IRS collected fell on them and smothered them. Getting smothered by money... that's exactly what they deserve!

[Dachan-da]

[glow=red,2,300]So true!! Id say the same for the Vatican, they could solve would famine if they sold all there gold, instead they get fat on crackers and wine !!!!! just like the IRS HAHAHAHAHAH[/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Greedy, greedy, eating like a piggy.....

[Dachan-da]

[glow=red,2,300]Yep, Cracker= the body of Christ, Red wine= the blood of Christ, Christianity= cannibalism [/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

Yeah... I mean, who wants to eat something representing a dead body, anyway?

[Dachan-da]

[glow=green,2,300]and if you got a salty cracker you’d be worried about what part the body you got [/glow]

[bloodedyautja]

godfish said:

[glow=red,2,300]Yep, Cracker= the body of Christ, Red wine= the blood of Christ, Christianity= cannibalism [/glow]

ok despite the fact I'm religious. (supposedly I haven't been to church for months. well actually thats my mums fault for not going. I can't drive. but hey i'm not complaining). that's actually pretty funny.

[Dachan-da]

[glow=purple,2,300]Ok, just a quick note, I don’t want to offend anybody who is religious, so please take anything I say with a pinch of salt (BloodedYautja, thank you for doing so , I do have rather strong opinions but like I said I don’t want to offend anybody (unless they deserve it) , and I think you need to poke fun at everything (including your self) or life aint worth living [/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

hehe, that's funny.

Well, I'm going to get hot dogs. Be back later.

[bloodedyautja]

going off the religious track now I was reading through this (between laughing) at your joke definition of IRS and the rest of the thread and remembered my mum mentioning the what people in the 70's defined aids as. because it was like more common in gays( no offense to nayone who is ) it got defined as Arse Injected Death Sentence. sorry if no-one finds it funny but you have to have no sense of humour not to.

[Dachan-da]

[glow=red,2,300]my drummer died of Aids, but he used to make that joke all the time, used in the right context then its fine ;D ;D ;D[/glow]

[Terminator|±The_Destroyer±]

godfish said:

[glow=red,2,300]Yep, Cracker= the body of Christ, Red wine= the blood of Christ, Christianity= cannibalism [/glow]

hehehe, check this out!

[Shadowkid]

I'm religous and I find that funny as hell. That Rabbi joke is the best.

[Dachan-da]

[glow=red,2,300]I thank you all!!!!!!!!! (And thanks for not taking offence) [/glow]