10 ways to tell if your a noob

[TheRealRico]

10 ways to tell if your a noob

[0darkblade0]

WAY 1: wen U tlk lik tis fr gudsake!11 omg u n00bs!11

[Masurao]

I'm Masurao, a Halo n00b, and I believe the n00b-combo IS gift from God.

[Setg]

Way: 11 Um, whats Halo?

[TheRealRico]

#12 can't use a damn sniper rifle.

[Shagrath]

10:Can use a sniper, but the only way they win, is using it from a good vantage point and not getting shot once.

I hates them people, and they are usuly n00bs's killz the n00bs's!!!

[0darkblade0]

what the hell is the n00b combo? Is it that br/plasma pistol one? because that combo rocks.

[Spike]

0darkblade0 said:

Halo is a first-person shooter game on X-box and PC, it is widely believed to be the best first person shooter of all time,

I cannot seriously believe that you do not know what Halo is, unless you are showing sarcasm, Fury.

Malus he was saying a way to tell if you're a noob. -_-

Anyways, #14 When you get sniped by an opponent who falls asleep onto the R Trigger on the other side of the map. (<<not mine.)

[TheRealRico]

0darkblade0 said:

what the hell is the n00b combo? Is it that br/plasma pistol one? because that combo rocks.

that's wwhy they call it the noob combo, it kills a person in 2 shots.

#15you don't what the noob combo is.

[Shagrath]

#16: You call other people n00bs when they kill you.

this gets annoying.

[Spooky]

shadowstalker said:

10:Can use a sniper, but the only way they win, is using it from a good vantage point and not getting shot once.

I hates them people, and they are usuly n00bs's killz the n00bs's!!!

Dude, that is the skillful typa killin'!
Unless they hide behind a rock and wait and wait and wait. Then I'd move from where I was and flank-frag them.

*Sigh* I have been playing Halo 2 on Live WAY too much

[Halflife]

Not as good as RvB but funny, got some more here -
www.halogrid.com/download/download_index.html

[0darkblade0]

#17: You hoard vehicles, and never let anyone ever use them, of course, you never use them yourself, and why should you? They are your collection!

[Cyclone]

Strange, my real name is Gilean, and ever since I have seen this video, I've been in the tendency to hit on girls who wear pink ribbons in their hair. (Yes, my old girlfriend dumped me) Still, any Hardcore Halo fans should really see my post in the off topic games section, now I'm not trying to drive ya out, I'm just saying, it is veerryy interesting, hell, even if your not that hardcore, check it out anyways. Anyways, nice. I most relate to Level froty, but I suck, and I DO think the n00b combo, is a gift from god. And I also relate to #17, posted by Malus. #18:You hog all the swords, rocketlaunchers, brute shots, and any other awsome weapon and don't even know how to use them
#19:You keep telling people who don't even call you a n00b that your not a n00b
#20:You think grunts are awsome warriors and shouold be in a higher rank than brutes

EDIT: Watch the rest of the movie, after the credits, it will show a blue spartan (Gilean I think) with a magnum, saying "Hey you guys, want a free smoothie or something, I just got my new magnum, check it out!"

[Cheshire cat]

21. You TK and crash servers just because you don't know what to do.(Noob)




((This move = RvB ripoff lol))

[midday]

22. You run straight into the middle of a field (or battle) not moving, just standing still, waiting to get shot.

[Hannibal]

midday said:

22. You run straight into the middle of a field (or battle) not moving, just standing still, waiting to get shot.

That comment alone is noobish. Run into battle standing still...

23: You're cleaning your rifle and forget to replace the firing pin. (I've seen it happen, funny as hell actually)