Post by Psychoman on Sept 12, 2005 16:02:33 GMT -5
One evening a man was coming home from work when his cell phone rang. He answered it. It was a docter who told him his wife was in a car accident and he needed to get to the hospital. When he arrived the docter asked him to sit down. He sayed "Sir your wife has been in a bad car accident. Its a miracle she is alive." to which he responded "Well docter when will she be released." a grim expression came over the docters face and he said "Well first i have to tell you that she is in a veggitative state." he continued to tell the poor man that his wife would need equipment that cost's thousands of dollars. That he would have to quit his job, sell his house, and take out loans for his wife to survive. He was, at this point, sobbing. The doctor added that she would need to bathe 4 times a day and be fed by an expense feeder. The man had broken down and was sobbing like no other. The docter patted the man on the sholder and said" Hey now, look at me" the man raised his head with tears streeming down his face and the docter said "im just *pauk*in with you, she's dead"
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