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Post by azazel on Jun 14, 2005 5:47:28 GMT -5
bash.org/This is just hilarious. It's a database of quotes from chatrooms (mostly IRC) and definitely worth a read. There's a few stupid ones in there but they're good for the most part. I'd recommend looking through the top 100/200 first before browsing through or using the random function.
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Post by Masurao on Jun 14, 2005 7:38:05 GMT -5
That was pretty damn funny. Highly recommended.
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Post by ki its - pa on Jun 15, 2005 6:04:16 GMT -5
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Post by Masurao on Jun 16, 2005 11:41:06 GMT -5
Post Your Favorite Bash Quotes!
Though I'm not religious, this is one type of prayer I will put to use!
"#128114 +(3668)- [X]
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n."
I seriously have this printed out and hanging over my computer.
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Post by Joker on Jun 16, 2005 20:09:48 GMT -5
<@antiheiss> friend of mine went to jail last night <@antiheiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while <%The_Coolest> y? <+Enyo> why? <%The_Coolest>  <@antiheiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too <@antiheiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits' lol  |
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Post by Spooky on Jun 17, 2005 0:20:44 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!!
Masuraos and Jokers are hilarious.
Azazel that is an AWESOME site lol.
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Post by azazel on Jun 18, 2005 6:41:47 GMT -5
I found this one particularly amusing: <JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he was grouchy a lot of the time. <Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you f*cking threw it down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius. |
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Post by Cheshire cat on Jun 18, 2005 7:08:45 GMT -5
Post Your Favorite Bash Quotes! Though I'm not religious, this is one type of prayer I will put to use! "#128114 +(3668)- [X] <Firefly> Time for my prayers: <Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! <Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! <Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. <Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. <Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. <Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. <Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n." I seriously have this printed out and hanging over my computer. OMG that one is so funny! |
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Post by Masurao on Jun 19, 2005 9:17:17 GMT -5
Warning: This one has a high PG-13 rating (light R) for the mention of masturbation. You have been warned.
"#2424 +(502)- [X]
<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete. Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills."
But still pretty darn funny.
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Post by econdha on Jun 20, 2005 13:57:50 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!
These are hilarious *can barely breathe*
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Post by Predator on Jul 6, 2005 2:56:03 GMT -5
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops
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