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Puzzle?
Jan 13, 2005 22:17:20 GMT -5
Post by Redeemer on Jan 13, 2005 22:17:20 GMT -5
I dont know if you heard this before but here it goes.
Ok there was this dumb blonde. She was trying to do a puzzle but it was real hard. So she called her husband in to help. "Sweety help,this is hard its suposed to be a tiger" So the Husband said "Honey put the frosted flakes back in the box."
lol there you go.
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Puzzle?
Jan 13, 2005 22:35:48 GMT -5
Post by Frost on Jan 13, 2005 22:35:48 GMT -5
ROTFLOL that is so funny. I remember some of those jokes now.
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Puzzle?
Jan 14, 2005 20:54:36 GMT -5
Post by Lexa on Jan 14, 2005 20:54:36 GMT -5
Thanks for the giggle Redeemer!
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Puzzle?
Jan 14, 2005 20:59:38 GMT -5
Post by DachandesHonor on Jan 14, 2005 20:59:38 GMT -5
lmao nice, here we go.
k, So a blonde a brunette, and a red head die. They are about to enter heaven when God stops them and says: "New Rule! In order to get into heaven, every fifth step, and there are 1000 steps, Ill tell a joke...if you laugh, then no heaven for you!" Well, as it goes, the brunette gets to the 550 step, and she laughs so she cant go to heaven. Then the Red Head gets to the 620 step, laughs, so she cant go to heaven. Now God and the Blonde are on the 999 step, when suddenly the Blonde falls down, laughing so hard shes crying. "Wh-Why are you laughing! I havent even told the joke yet!" God Demands. The blonde looks up at him, tears streaming down her face. "I-I, I just got the first one!"
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Puzzle?
Jan 14, 2005 21:22:04 GMT -5
Post by Frost on Jan 14, 2005 21:22:04 GMT -5
OMG! that is funny.
ok I got one.
so, there was this blonde, brunette and redhead stranded in a deserted island after thier ship sank. and there is another island close by but they would have to swim all the way over there to get the rescue equipment and call for help. so the brunette says that she will swim out there and get the equipment. and she does. she starts swimming until halfway she gets tired and drowns. then the redhead gives it a try and she too gets tired halfway and drowns. now it was the blonde's turn to give it a try and so she does. she swims all the way till the half and then gets tired and decides to swim back.
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