I think I've broken a record...

[E-Stalin [Orthrus]]

I realize this is completely random, but I'm sick as if I just got back from Hell, and listen to this.

I have an infection in both my ears, my throat, conjunctivitis (pinkeye) in both of my eyes, and one more infection in my nose so that every time it runs it looks like green poison, and on top of that have a mutated strain of influenza in my stomach that makes me vomit until I've got nothing left and then dry heave.

So I have infections in almost every possible way right now, the exceptions, thank god, are nothing resembling cholera and no urinary infection, but still, eyes, ears, nose, throat, and stomach are all out in hell right now. I'm taking four different anti-biotics daily for heavens sake....god, what the hell I swim in....I blame the *pauk*ing mosquitoes.

[Shagrath]

Ye gods dude...
What the DID you swim in?
A festering spawing pool of shit linned with 6 inbreeding hillbillys that feast upon the carcass of still birth'ed children from ethiopia?

Feel better man...

[Adara]

Holy shit Orthrus, you have my sincerest sympathies. I've had pink eye before, and I cannot begin to imagine how horrible it must be for you to have that and all those other medical issues.

I hope you get better soon...

This brings about one of my favorite words: Antibiotics

[Frost]

Geez! you definitly got it bad, bro. hope ya feel better. If you haven't eaten anything that was bad or if you haven't been in contact of anyone who may have been carring any of those infections, there may be a probability that you are right about it being the damn mosquitos. my neghbor got sick because of the mosquitos, her illness was Dengue, though.

but really man, I do hope ya feel better soon.

[Spooky]

Shiit, hope you get better soon. Sounds painful, especially the pinkeyes... Get well soon.

[BleedMarshall]

You will learn now to stay out of that one whorehouse now huh? j/k

That is horrible though. Make sure to take those meds until they are all gone no doubt. Hope you get better and soon. That must be hell indeed.

[E-Stalin [Orthrus]]

I've just learned something...when sick with a sore throat, drink soda....drink a lot of soda...
Drinking water with a bad throat hurts, but carbonated water doesn't for some wierd reason. I've been draining bottles of mineral water one after another, the result of which is going to bathroom every fifteen minutes it seems like.
Ah well, looks like I'm confined to a life in front of the computer and playing Metal Gear for the next several days. And Frost, at least the girl didn't get Malaria. Thanks for the sympathy everyone, I hope staring at the replies on a computer screen with bad eyes actually helps

[Frost]

orthrus said:

And Frost, at least the girl didn't get Malaria.

gotta agree with you on that one.

how are ya feeling? I hope that you feel better.

[E-Stalin [Orthrus]]

Ah, almost fine...in a convoluted and decimated sense of that word. Throats just about fine, one eye is much better, the other just a little, stopped vomiting couple days ago. So it's resembling a bad flu now, just bad coughs and an infected runny nose, except for the ear infection.

Give it a week or so and I'll probably be fine by then. And that's why you've got to love DDT. Let me twist Joseph Stalin's quote.
"Death solves all problems, no...[mosquitoe], no problem."

[Swift Knife]

I've got only one word....................DAAAAMMMNN.

geez,and I thought ive had it the wirst before,this is nothing compared to a cold I have had since august.
again,DAMN.Hope you get a whole lot better.


Again,the DAMMMNN.

[Stone Heart]

Probably a bit late to say anything, but I was trying to think of something witty to say. Well, let's see here...

Nope. Couldn't think of any smart comment. All I can think of is holy flying winged shit on the moon. Obviously not something that takes a whole lot of, um... Thinking?

Anyway, since your last report claimed you'd probably still be sick for a week, and it hasn't been a week yet, get well soon is still a valid comment... I think.