Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Nov 25, 2010 19:51:23 GMT -5
In the interest of some counter-intuitive educational humor, I am making this thread to compile a looooong record of every single time anybody on this forum has ever said something that was wrong or untrue, and they believed it would work because of the movies. Or because of pop culture. Or because of general lol-cows.
Not that I'm naming names, only the incidents. Of course, I am not counting deliberate over the top psychosis like the Brawl RP or made up sci-fi, but other stuff is up for grabs.
I shall continue to update this every time it happens again. In the meantime, here's what I've come up with so far.
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1. You instantly freeze to ice in space.
2. "Self-defense" is not a legal concept.
3. TV screens shatter on impact.
4. Cars can survive jumps over hills and ramps.
5. Cars can survive drives through walls.
6. Cars can survive gunfire.
7. Cars can survive running people over.
8. Cars survive anything.
9. Cars can stop bullets.
10. SEALs carry revolvers, parachute from helicopters, and work alone.
11. People shoot missiles at parachutes.
12. You can survive explosions 5 feet away.
13. Shooting grenades makes them blow up.
14. Shooting guns = you point at something and automatically hit it.
15. Generals are frontline infantry.
16. People can carry assault rifles, machineguns, shotguns, and ammo for all of them at the same time. Easy.
17. Freezing yourself makes you invisible on thermals.
18. Shooting flammable stuff makes it explode.
19. Bullets can "through and through" your shoulder or leg and you won't die or be seriously injured.
20. Zombies can be killed by a shot through the temple.
21. .22s bounce around inside people.
22. Acid denies gravity and travels sideways.
23. Carbon Monoxide is actively toxic, like nerve gas.
24. Extension: One tank of CO can kill an entire well ventilated building.
25. Things like chairs or tables can be nailed into concrete.
26. Swords/knives spark off eachother.
27. Bullets spark when they hit things.
28. Sawnoff shotguns are legal.
29. Shotguns shoot bullets.
30. Ethanol knocks people out when inhaled.
31. The US Army uses USPs.
32. Magazines are called clips.
33. You can suppress any pistol or rifle known to man.
34. RPGs are just grenades on sticks.
35. Nitrogen freezes upon contact with air.
36. Nuclear reactor melt-down means it explodes.
37. Radiation doesn't kill you.
To be continued.
Not that I'm naming names, only the incidents. Of course, I am not counting deliberate over the top psychosis like the Brawl RP or made up sci-fi, but other stuff is up for grabs.
I shall continue to update this every time it happens again. In the meantime, here's what I've come up with so far.
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1. You instantly freeze to ice in space.
2. "Self-defense" is not a legal concept.
3. TV screens shatter on impact.
4. Cars can survive jumps over hills and ramps.
5. Cars can survive drives through walls.
6. Cars can survive gunfire.
7. Cars can survive running people over.
8. Cars survive anything.
9. Cars can stop bullets.
10. SEALs carry revolvers, parachute from helicopters, and work alone.
11. People shoot missiles at parachutes.
12. You can survive explosions 5 feet away.
13. Shooting grenades makes them blow up.
14. Shooting guns = you point at something and automatically hit it.
15. Generals are frontline infantry.
16. People can carry assault rifles, machineguns, shotguns, and ammo for all of them at the same time. Easy.
17. Freezing yourself makes you invisible on thermals.
18. Shooting flammable stuff makes it explode.
19. Bullets can "through and through" your shoulder or leg and you won't die or be seriously injured.
20. Zombies can be killed by a shot through the temple.
21. .22s bounce around inside people.
22. Acid denies gravity and travels sideways.
23. Carbon Monoxide is actively toxic, like nerve gas.
24. Extension: One tank of CO can kill an entire well ventilated building.
25. Things like chairs or tables can be nailed into concrete.
26. Swords/knives spark off eachother.
27. Bullets spark when they hit things.
28. Sawnoff shotguns are legal.
29. Shotguns shoot bullets.
30. Ethanol knocks people out when inhaled.
31. The US Army uses USPs.
32. Magazines are called clips.
33. You can suppress any pistol or rifle known to man.
34. RPGs are just grenades on sticks.
35. Nitrogen freezes upon contact with air.
36. Nuclear reactor melt-down means it explodes.
37. Radiation doesn't kill you.
To be continued.