Epic Movie (not worth it)

[Cyclone]

No, no, Epic movie is not worth watching. First, let me warn you that I will be ranting on for possibly two paragraphs. so now that we have that over with, let us begin

The Maschaotic boy was just wrong. although it added some humor to the movie. The movie barely has saving points however! No, I am not ranting about how they massacre good movies, that wouldn't be fair because thats how the movies supposed to run. No, I'm ranting about the crap that they call good. The sexual refrences are spread all around the place, so think before bringing your little tommy to see this kind of crap. The fights and graphics sucked ass, although thats a good thing, it massacres things even more. The storyline with lots of diffrent alternating parts was a smart move, too much alternation and it could end up too much like the crap known as family guy. Too much storyline and it wouldn't be as good. I'll go through the movie from the beginning. The beginning stories are good, providing solid humor and a good start. The willy wonka part is sick, it was short and was a bit, too wicked. the choclate river and such is okay, but the song and , um, things that willy did was just crap. Up until the first white bitch scene, there was good humor. the white bitch scene, was, well, very strange, didn't suit with me too well. Neither did the harry potter scene. I hate harry potter, but the scene just, didn't feel too good. The running gags were usually overused, bad thing gone worse. PotC was good for me, I liked it. good solid humor. Regular cheezyness is okay, especially for comedies. but if you use extreme cheezyness, it makes the movie worse. Thats what happened here. The ending was good, and if you wait, you can see some extra scenes. I suggest you wait to rent, if you have alot of spare time and too much cash, then hit the movies, although its not too worth it. Buy it if you must.

Well, that was long, one of my longest, dontcha think?Although I have made a possibly two or more paragraph rant, the movie is solid. It deserves 2 out of 5, like AVP. Its good, but its not too great. well, a treat to put you to put bed.

IM BRINGING INTERSEXY BACK

[Korda]

Thanks for the heads up. I was just about to go see it tomorow. Guess ill wait out for The Messengers.

[Reborned Predator]

To tell you the truth and all honesty, it's your own opinion, thats for heads up indeed, but yet, to some poeple, the poor graphics, and all that stuff, are funny to people, becuase "Epic Movie" was supposed to be just a retarded, yet funny movie. You know where I'm coming from?

[Cyclone]

Like I said though, if you have a heavy pocket and spare time, watch it. You could end up having diffrent opinions as mine. And I bet the messengers is going to be awsome. I edited a sentence into my post and just for those who dont know,

Intersexual is not loving both genders, but, Intersexual is when you have both male and female genitals. An example for intersexual is worms. They are never considered a boy, or a girl. A famous actor was intersexual when she was born, but got her !#@$% cut off to be legally female.

See also Bisexual

[Korda]

Yeah i see what your saying but still...I'd go for a horror/thriller/freaky ghost flick over a comedy anyday

[Reborned Predator]

Eh, I know where your coming from.

(Korda, post in the clud dude)

[Cyclone]

erowben9000 said:

To tell you the truth and all honesty, it's your own opinion, thats for heads up indeed, but yet, to some poeple, the poor graphics, and all that stuff, are funny to people, becuase "Epic Movie" was supposed to be just a retarded, yet funny movie. You know where I'm coming from?

Yes, I can see where your coming from, but still, I've watched the entire scary movie series, and loved it. They took a chance and landed on target. This was simply a hit and miss. it could've been improved, alot.... This is good though, because it seems that the directors were experimenting, seeing how it would go and flow with the crowd if they pushed the tardness to the max. They could learn from this and create a better one, with a better sense of balance.