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Post by huntordie on Sept 28, 2006 7:26:37 GMT -5
Film - The Running Man. When Killion is telling his bodyguard to remove Captain Freedom, and he hesitates, he says. " Whats the matter, steroids makin' you deaf! Get him out of here NOW! " Love that bit!!
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Post by Stone Heart on Oct 4, 2006 0:36:05 GMT -5
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend". I'm sure we all know what that's from...
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Post by Frost on Oct 10, 2006 17:59:51 GMT -5
Movie: Rush Hour 2 Jackie's character, Lee, gets a bomb shoved in his mouth and then its taped shut. He tries to tell his partner (played by Chris Tucker) to help him take the bomb out. Lee: (muffled) hmph. insert muffled sounds here Carter just keep on fighting and you know all the cop stuff. Lee somehow manges to spit the bomb out. Anyhow fast foward all the action going on and get to the fun quote. Carter:why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in you mouth? Lee: I did. I said Hmph (muffled simulation sound). that part of the movie always makes me laugh.
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Post by Lord Nihilus on Nov 29, 2006 9:36:44 GMT -5
A James Bond movie....I think I forgot which movie but I think its Goldfinger
Bond has a fight with somebody at the start of the movie
Bond throws a toaster at the bathtub the person who he was fighting
The person get electrocuted and Bond says:Shocking positively Shocking
that scene always make me laugh
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Post by LAWNMOWERMAN on Nov 29, 2006 23:13:54 GMT -5
A James Bond movie....I think I forgot which movie but I think its Goldfinger Bond says: Shocking positively Shocking you right it's the opening pre title sequence to GOLDFINGER agree great line, pure classic the person BOND killed was CAPUNGO an enforcer working for MR. RAMIREZ sent to kill him the girl was also working for MR. RAMIREZ and was used to lure and set up BOND
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Post by the lonely soldier 714 on Nov 30, 2006 16:01:03 GMT -5
one of my favorite is from resident evil
one: report. report now
alice:what?
one: i want your report, soldier.
alice: i don't know what your talking about.
quote two
rain: should i secur him here? one: no, we take him with us. matt: you can't do this! rain: blow me!
quote three
one: when i get out of here...think i'm gonna get laid. matt: might wanna clean up first.
there's more of them too but i don't want to go to the trouble of put em all on, maybe later thought.
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Post by Cyclone on Nov 30, 2006 23:17:30 GMT -5
wThis is from an old movie bashed together by a group that retired, I think it was from rather The First Fanfilm I:Bonus features! or The First Fanfilm II:What the hell?! Anyways
Poet:Death is a quiet, slow thing, Jack:What the hell are you talking about?! Death is a guy, not a thing, OK?! And since when has a guy with big ass wings slow? I mean, sure the wings would weigh him down when he walks, but who the hell walks nowadays? Passerby:Really? I heard Death was a female, and that she was a loud mouthed sonuvabitch! Death:*falls from the sky* What are you guys talking about? Poet: He said you were a girly sonuvabitch! Death:*not hearing "He Said"* You english sonuvabitch! Pacifist:Hey, guys, can we please stop saying the B-word Jack:Go to hell you hippy! Pacifist:Oh, now its on you mother*pauk*er! Jack:*surprised* holy *c'jit*... Ten hours later... Jack:*beaten up*alright, so we all agree that Death is a male sonuvabitch, and that- Pacifist:*hits Jack* Jack:What the hell?! Pacifist: You said the B-word you mother*pauk*er! Death:Jesus christ...
EDIT:Yes, I know they swear alot, but I mean, if you've seen all four seasons of RVB, you should kno that the new movie generetion is here for comedic use of Bad language, lol
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Post by Lord Nihilus on Dec 2, 2006 2:39:07 GMT -5
Oh yeah I forgot to say about the girl.... I noticed something in all the bond movies.......James always seems to know when he's in a trap.
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Post by the lonely soldier 714 on Dec 2, 2006 18:54:05 GMT -5
Oh yeah I forgot to say about the girl.... I noticed something in all the bond movies.......James always seems to know when he's in a trap. he does. but anyway. the dukes of hazarded movie--when the show the bloopers at the end. Johnny Knoxville: was i suppose to say "sh-t" or " hell" that time?(goes to a different seen) with "ass" or "dick"? (back to the previous seen) i was suppose to say hell?
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Post by darkbladeelder on Jan 4, 2007 17:18:33 GMT -5
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Sherriff Hoyt " This family has suffered adversity and pain, Soon this town will be over crowded with bikers and hippies, they made a big mistake shutting down the slaughter house,but people won't know what we say here today, but goddamnit they're gonna remember what we do!" The texas chainsaw massacre original The Cook " You're sure they didn't get away?! (Leatherfacesays" mmhhmm...)(Back to the cook)You,you damn fool, YOU RUINED THE DOOR! predator Dutch " What the hell are you?" predator replies " What the hell are you?"
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Post by LAWNMOWERMAN on Jan 30, 2007 6:27:29 GMT -5
CORBA
"your a disease"
and
"i'm the cure"
it's the scene just before STALLONE's character (COBRETTi) shoots the biker in the grocery store
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Post by Setg on Jan 30, 2007 7:51:19 GMT -5
Yegads is this page still going - ok
You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebody's gonna start crying.
Mr Blonde - Resevoir Dogs
Jack:Is that how your all feeling then, that perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?
Parrot: Squawk - Walk the Plank!
Jack:(cocking pistol and pointing at said parrot) What did the bird say!
Captain Jack Sparrow - POTC 2
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Post by Korda on Jan 30, 2007 17:48:19 GMT -5
From predator two when Harrigan was walkingdown the alley to meet King Willy and he comes out all "Gangsta" looking
"They say...you want talk to me...They Say...You offer me Favor...Tell me why Babylon, Mr. Policeman."
and when King Willy says.
"Your talking about the one thats doing all the Killin' aya? hahaha I dont know WHO he is but i know WHERE he is"
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Post by the lonely soldier 714 on Jan 30, 2007 18:03:32 GMT -5
best movie of all time. scarface. Tony Montana: do you know what a chazzer is? it's a pig that don't fly straight. best part of the movie. and the next one. Tony Montana: look at you now! i told you! no woman and kids! and the last one. Tony Montana: you want to play? OK. say hello to a little friend! DAMN I NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT MOVIE!
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Post by nighthuntress on Jan 30, 2007 18:24:25 GMT -5
The Mask: ( Jim Carey)
Jim: HOLD ON TEH UR LUGNUTS ITS TIIIME FOR AN OVERHAUL!!
Jim: Our love..is like a red red rose...and I am...a little thorny!
INVADER ZIM!! Zim: AHHHHH! THE HORROR! Gir: Master are you okay?!
Zim: Yeessss gir..just give me a minute for the SKIN to grow back on my EYEBALLS!!
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Post by Cyclone on Jan 30, 2007 22:36:06 GMT -5
Epic Movie:
Ed:*gasp* a chocolate river! *starts shoving chocolate in his mouth*
Willy Wonka: No thats actually the sewer line
Also, I suggest you stay away from Epic movie, not that good
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Post by Hannibal on Jan 31, 2007 12:13:55 GMT -5
Robo-Cop 1.
Bald man on commercial in movie: "I'd buy that for a dollar! AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
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Post by the lonely soldier 714 on Feb 1, 2007 16:23:37 GMT -5
one of the rocky movies
rocky: Yo0o adrean! i did it!!!
love that me and my friends be saying that all the time.
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Post by yautjafreak on Feb 2, 2007 1:17:55 GMT -5
1-If it bleeds we can kill it 2-Revenge is a dish best served cold.It is very cold in space.....
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Post by bloodedyautja on Feb 2, 2007 16:56:24 GMT -5
Movie: Interview with the Vampire Charcter:Lestat Quote: God kills indescrimanantly and so shall we
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