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Post by Still Churchill on Jan 2, 2006 8:30:50 GMT -5
Ok Celtic Pred, you just tried to get a point across with those rules, yet you broke one with triple posting them, on forums there's this handy little button called the "Edit/Modify" button. You 2 should hang out sometime. I'm hoping it will become your best friend, so you can also meet edit buttons brother "delete".
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Post by stalker4534 on Jan 2, 2006 18:28:54 GMT -5
Ok will stop everything u guys said but cud u plz stop harassing me about it
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Jan 3, 2006 5:00:27 GMT -5
See? point solved. And S2, that last post that you said broke all 3 rules that celtic said about, i agree that double (and triple) posting is bad, but it does not warrant a rection like that, could you please stop acting like a flamethrower and just ignore it?
Celticpred, double posting and triple posting is oficially considered spamming, just remember what crusader said about the edit button.
And now time for my favourite qoute:
Why You Stuck Up, Half Witted, Scryffy Looking Nerfherder
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Post by Sara on Jan 3, 2006 9:07:11 GMT -5
See? point solved. And S2, that last post that you said broke all 3 rules that celtic said about, i agree that double (and triple) posting is bad, but it does not warrant a rection like that, could you please stop acting like a flamethrower and just ignore it? No, I'm not. Because I am not going to take it lying down anymore. But you know what? This isn't my board. But the reason I haven't picked up and left is because there are actually still some nice and decent people here. If they wern't here I would of "jumped ship" days ago when this all started happening. If a gmod, an admin or Joker himself tells me to shut my mouth then I will. But not until the spamming stops. All of the new members are doing it and it is making me grind my teeth each time I see it. I can actually be a pretty nice person, ask any of the regulars here. But recently I have been having a very sour attitude when I come here. There are new people here who are ruining my enjoyment at this board and soon the cons are going to outweigh the pros of staying here.
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Post by Setg on Jan 3, 2006 9:48:46 GMT -5
See? point solved. And S2, that last post that you said broke all 3 rules that celtic said about, i agree that double (and triple) posting is bad, but it does not warrant a rection like that, could you please stop acting like a flamethrower and just ignore it? I can actually be a pretty nice person, ask any of the regulars here. But recently I have been having a very sour attitude when I come here. There are new people here who are ruining my enjoyment at this board and soon the cons are going to outweigh the pros of staying here. I must admit i noticed a change on your return s2, a slighlty angrier you which i put down to your "confused" on your site. However this tidal wave of newbies spamming which seems to be the root is also getting on my neves as well. For the record celtic if you are going to post a favourite quote, we tend to put the movie it's from just after, like you did on rebound. At the minute, spamming by 2 or 3 word posts and my least favourite (bringing up posts from 3 months back anywhere back to 2004) are the main annoyance of this board. It's a shame, because there are some truly wonderful people here, who have truly great opinions and insights, and i enjoy coming here every day tio chare them. Oh sorry - off topic. Turkish: "Don't worry, he's mustard." Flattop: "I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, your're not changing the fighter!" Snatch, by the way.
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Post by Sara on Jan 3, 2006 10:15:45 GMT -5
I can actually be a pretty nice person, ask any of the regulars here. But recently I have been having a very sour attitude when I come here. There are new people here who are ruining my enjoyment at this board and soon the cons are going to outweigh the pros of staying here. I must admit i noticed a change on your return s2, a slighlty angrier you which i put down to your "confused" on your site. However this tidal wave of newbies spamming which seems to be the root is also getting on my neves as well. For the record celtic if you are going to post a favourite quote, we tend to put the movie it's from just after, like you did on rebound. At the minute, spamming by 2 or 3 word posts and my least favourite (bringing up posts from 3 months back anywhere back to 2004) are the main annoyance of this board. It's a shame, because there are some truly wonderful people here, who have truly great opinions and insights, and i enjoy coming here every day tio chare them. Oh sorry - off topic. Turkish: "Don't worry, he's mustard." Flattop: "I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, your're not changing the fighter!" Snatch, by the way. That drama is part of the reason I am like this, yes. The difference between me before that incident and me now is that back then I would of kept my mouth shut because I had my other (now closed) board to go to. It's also why I had deleted my first account here. But instead of just leaving like I did before, I am actually going to stay and try to fix the problem before I really have to leave before I start to really get upset. And as I said on that 'confused' page, I am trying my damnest to not talk behind people's backs. I have learned that it just gets nothing done if you just sit there and stew about it behind the backs of the people who are pissing you off. This is just my version of "tough love". We have discussed this before. I sound like the picky bitch, don't I? But in truth, I am not asking much. As I have said many times: this influx of spam and thread bumping is the *main* reason why I am like this. Oh, and so I don't look like an ass than I already am: From Star Trek: Generations (awesome movie) [Data, with his new emotion chip installed, is told to scan for life forms] Data: I would be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms! [sings] Data: Life forms! You tiny little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you? --I remember watching that in the movie theater, and I almost choked on my popcorn from laughing so suddenly.
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Post by Setg on Jan 3, 2006 13:02:24 GMT -5
[quote author=haveaniceflight board=otmovtv thread=1110772621 post=1136301345This is just my version of "tough love". We have discussed this before. I sound like the picky bitch, don't I? But in truth, I am not asking much. As I have said many times: this influx of spam and thread bumping is the *main* reason why I am like this. [/quote] Picky or not i'm just glad that this is not just my personal beef. And you are both right and wrong, you aren't asking much and you aren't an ass. "Worse!? How can i make it worse? Jehovah, Jevoha, (dances merrily)" Life of Brian
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Post by Spike on Jan 9, 2006 18:08:51 GMT -5
New Favourite Quotes from Ace Ventura Movies [Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck] Ace: Nobody wants to play with me! Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing... [smiles] Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! [whispering] Ace: Thanks for the free parking! Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!... Flick it, QUICK! [Greenwall does nothing] Ace: Okay, shall we go to jail? [with Greenwall at top of a huge stairs leading to a temple] Ace: I'll meet you at the bottom there's still one more thing I must do before I go... [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple] Ace: Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! [Slinky stops on second last step] Ace: Awww man! Can you beleive it. It was right there! [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. *s'yuit-de*s are closer than they appear. Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.
[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head] Ace Ventura: [begging] Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want. Dan Marino: No, no kill him. Ace Ventura: No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy. [Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air] Dan Marino: Whimp. Ace Ventura: Jock. Dan Marino: Cry-baby. Ace Ventura: Muscle-head. Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP.
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog's fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo] What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! [Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place] Ace Ventura: Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man! [Ace heads to the bathroom to throw up.]
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Post by Psychoman on Jan 9, 2006 22:47:17 GMT -5
more like he burns all his shit and eats like 90 packs of bubble gum!
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Post by Spike on Jan 10, 2006 11:13:35 GMT -5
more like he burns all his *c'jit* and eats like 90 packs of bubble gum! Man that was one of my most favourite scene ;D. Man I couldnt stop laughing no matter how many times I see it.
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Post by Sara on Jan 10, 2006 11:22:49 GMT -5
The curse filter made that quote cooler than the original
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Post by econdha on Jan 10, 2006 12:14:14 GMT -5
LOL sometimes you've got to love the curse filter. Anything's funnier when Yautja slang is applied. Then, it's like two references in one.
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Post by Justify on Jan 10, 2006 19:00:32 GMT -5
mine is from dumb and dummerer rirht after they get their lushies that one chick comes up in a jogging suit with short shorts and talks to them and then they laugh abd Harry says, "i can't belive she's wearing that." then Loyd says, "yeah last time i wore that I got beat up"
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Post by Spike on Jan 15, 2006 17:27:26 GMT -5
Here are my favourite Red Vs Blue quotes. Tucker: Church? Church: what Tucker? the last time, I am not your mother, don't come crying to me with your problems. Tucker: I know but... Church: enough *turns to talk to Doc* *Caboose looks at Tucker* O'Malley: Never be alone. Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here. Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?
Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me. Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you. Caboose: I like me.
[the Blues have Lopez and have delivered an ultimatum to Sarge and the mostly robotic Simmons] Sarge: I'm torn between my intense distrust of the blue team and the need for the plans stored in my favorite robotic creation! [beat] Sarge: No offense, Simmons. Simmons: None taken, sir! You removed the negative emotional center of my brain, and implanted it in Grif! Grif: [sobbing] I... I just can't take this, we're all going to *die*!
[Donut has just explained that his armor is not pink, but merely "lightish red'] Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink.
[the Reds and Blues negotiate a unique terms of surrender, in which the Blues will send over the Medic, Frank Dufresne, in exchange for Grif, on behalf of the Reds, declaring how much he sucks] Sarge: Get on with it, Grif. Grif: [exasperated sigh] I would just like to let everyone know that I suck. Church: And? Grif: [with heavy hesitation] And that I'm a girl. Church: What else? Grif: [in a hesitant tone] And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the *boys*. Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.
[Grif and Donut are hiding behind the Warthog... Sheila the Tank is about to run into the jeep] Donut: Let's make a break for it! Grif: Whew! In that case, let's go on three. That's worked well for me in the past. Donut: OK, you count. Grif: Fine. But don't look at me while I count, because I get nervous. [Grif turns away from Donut] Grif: One... [Donut gets up and runs like hell] Grif: Two... [Grif turns and sees that Donut is long gone] Grif: That son of a bitch. He beat me at my own game. Curses! [Sheila the Tank plows into the Warthog, blowing it up]
Caboose: [revelling] AI... What's the "A" stand for? Church: Artificial. Caboose: Ah. What's the... Church: [interrupting] Intelligence. [short pause] Caboose: What's the "A" again?
Grif: Hey thanks kiss ass, if I want to take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you Donut: Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned, burned dude, burned. Simmons: Shut up, your armor's pink.
Tucker: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Some slimy-toothed monster scared the crap out of Church! Ha-ha! Tex: He didn't scare the crap out of him. He scared the *soul* out of him. Tucker: Oh, it's Church. What's the difference? His soul is made out of crap... stupid crap-for-soul! Church: For all I know, he's in there chewing on my body right now. Tex: Well... then let's go get this big 'thing' of yours. Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Tex: Oh, shut up. Church: Shut up, Tucker. Tucker: Somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Church: Tucker! Shut up. Tucker: I came here to lay some pipe... bow-chicka-bow-wow! Church: Tucker! Tucker: So I hear you've got sisters - bow-chicka - who are twins - bow-wow! Church: Shut up... Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Church: Shut up! Tucker: [continues to do the guitar riff] Church: Shut up. Shut up! Shut... up!...
Sarge: [Sarge introduces the special modifications he has made to the new robots] Check it out. Robot #2, codeword dirtbag. Grif: [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Ow! Hey! Sarge: Heh heh heh. Pretty nifty, huh? Simmons: That's awesome, sir! Let me try. Let me try. Codeword dirtbag! Grif: Ow! OK fine. Two can play at this game. Codeword dirtbag! [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Grif: Ah, son of a bitch.
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Post by Cyclone on Feb 21, 2006 19:49:38 GMT -5
Sarge: [Sarge introduces the special modifications he has made to the new robots] Check it out. Robot #2, codeword dirtbag. Grif: [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Ow! Hey! Sarge: Heh heh heh. Pretty nifty, huh? Simmons: That's awesome, sir! Let me try. Let me try. Codeword dirtbag! Grif: Ow! OK fine. Two can play at this game. Codeword dirtbag! [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Grif: Ah, son of a bitch. Lol!! Yeah, one of my fav quots has gotta be Dorlina:And next, meet, Big tits! Wong:Is big breasts a he or a she? *Looks around* Dorlina: Its a he, his power is that he can hide 3 mahjong peices in between his tits and they will never drop. *Big tits comes out* Wong:Wow, those are some big tits *Big tits shakes his breasts around and around* Wong: Don't you ever get tired from shaking your breasts all the time? Big tits: No, have you ever seen porn stars get tired shaking their breasts? Wong:Yeah, good point.
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Post by Justify on Feb 21, 2006 20:10:31 GMT -5
Brick: I love........desk ...................I love carpet................... Ron: are you just looking arounf the room and naming thins? Brick: I love lamp......... Ron: do you realy love lamp or are you just saying that? Brick: I love lamp....I love lamp....I love lamp.
Anchor man 14:16
or the big fight seen
Wess Mantooth: to rub vacoline on your hineys and tell you it's different from everyone else. *Channel 3 news team laughs and Brick is with them* Brick: heheheheh he said hiney haha
they all pull out weapons and Brick has a hand gernade
Ron: Brick where'd you get a hand gernade? Brick: I don't know. ;D
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Post by Cyclone on Feb 21, 2006 22:33:57 GMT -5
Here's a memorable one: Monk:And the lord spoke saying first shall thou take out thy holy pin, then shall thou count to three, no more, no less, three is the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count out two, excepting that thou shall prodceed on to three. FIVE I RIGHT OUT! Once three, being the third number be reached, lob thy holy hand gernade of antioch towards thy foe, who not bieng in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother maynard:Amen Others:Amen Arthur: Right! *Takes out pin* one, two, FIVE! Galahad:THreeSir! Arthur: THree! *Angels sing, then it blows up thy killer bunny of caerbannog*
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Post by econdha on Feb 21, 2006 22:36:45 GMT -5
Serenity-
Assassin who is trying to arrest the main character: As you can see, I'm unarmed- Mal: Good. *shoots him in the chest*
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Post by Adara on Feb 21, 2006 22:43:23 GMT -5
This one from The Last Samurai:
Captain: You want to pay me to kill Jappo's I'll kill Jappo's
Lieutenant: I'm not asking you-
Captain: You want to pay me to train Jappo's I'll train Jappo's....but let me make one thing clear to you Lieutenant....I'd happily kill you for free...
( I'm not certain if that the exact dialog..
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Post by revantyrani on Feb 23, 2006 17:29:41 GMT -5
Cooper- we need a diversion something fast and loud all look to Spoon who wasnt listning Spoon- What?, You What?
(DOG SOLDIERS)
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