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Post by Cheshire cat on May 17, 2005 15:15:49 GMT -5
"Behold, it is I. I bestow upon you, my dirty dipie. But there is another. Who among you shall embark upon such a quest...to, yah know, peel it off the ceiling. It's stuck up there"
Meatwad - Aqua teen hunger force.
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Post by Socrates on May 17, 2005 15:26:03 GMT -5
"I have this strange thing growing on my....."
Me at the doctors curing a quite disturbing ilness.
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Post by Cheshire cat on May 17, 2005 15:34:14 GMT -5
"Everybody leave! I have to poop"
Peter griffon - Family guy
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Post by Yarta on May 18, 2005 12:59:19 GMT -5
Git 'r done - Larry the Cable Guy....
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on May 18, 2005 22:48:10 GMT -5
Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Lois (to counselor): This is the first act of violence Stewie has ever done.
Stewie: Well actually, the first act of violence was the time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out. Happy 50th birthday Lois!
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: "Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectufl than that."
Stewie: "Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch."
Ugly Girl: "You mean I could be a prostitute?"
Brian: "Yeah sure, but in your case I would get the money up front."
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
- Family Guy quotes
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