Post by econdha on May 20, 2005 2:25:39 GMT -5
Econdha's Revenge of the Sith Review (Spoilers)
AKA-I think I'm gonna throw up
Here's the scene. The newly ensconced Dark Lord of the Sith has just found out his wife's dead, he rips out of the thing he's strapped to, throws his hands back and yells, yes, you guessed it. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
I wanted to throw up. It was the jewel of filth in an otherwise StarWars-riffic movie. The only other things I didn't like, aside from the typically hideous acting, and the complete disregard for physics (there is no wind resistance in space, things on the wings of your ship do not blow off.)
Other than that and a few things I may be forgetting, it was a great flick. That lizard thing Obi-wan rides makes THE most irritating noise, my friends and I agreed throwing yourself down it's throat would be worth stopping the sound.
The General was outstanding. Not a fun way to die though. His 'romanian' accent was a little hard to understand at times. He was, though, as he himself put it, his sexy metal self. (Don't look at me that way, half yall are Predophiles.)
I admit it, I teared up when they massacred the Jedi. The worst part was when that sadistic little b@st@rd murdered the babies. I also felt really bad for Yoda, having to feel all of them die. That must have been rough.
Mace and Palpatine's fight. Yes, let's talk about that. Who here, besides me saw at least 8 instances where they could have cut either of them in half?? If that'd been Vader fighting, either of them would have been toast. Pally sped up noticably during his duel with Yoda.
Ok, one last thing. This totally embodies the evil that is the dark side and the Emperor. Vader's lying there all burned to a crisp and his Master comes up and...yes, it's really true...pats him on the head. I mean come on! He's covered in these wicked burns, lets POKE him!!!
GG you are one sexy beast, if you ever get 'anatomy' on that bod, give me a call. *winks*
That does it for Econdha's review of StarWars Episode III. Econdha logging off....
AKA-I think I'm gonna throw up
Here's the scene. The newly ensconced Dark Lord of the Sith has just found out his wife's dead, he rips out of the thing he's strapped to, throws his hands back and yells, yes, you guessed it. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
I wanted to throw up. It was the jewel of filth in an otherwise StarWars-riffic movie. The only other things I didn't like, aside from the typically hideous acting, and the complete disregard for physics (there is no wind resistance in space, things on the wings of your ship do not blow off.)
Other than that and a few things I may be forgetting, it was a great flick. That lizard thing Obi-wan rides makes THE most irritating noise, my friends and I agreed throwing yourself down it's throat would be worth stopping the sound.
The General was outstanding. Not a fun way to die though. His 'romanian' accent was a little hard to understand at times. He was, though, as he himself put it, his sexy metal self. (Don't look at me that way, half yall are Predophiles.)
I admit it, I teared up when they massacred the Jedi. The worst part was when that sadistic little b@st@rd murdered the babies. I also felt really bad for Yoda, having to feel all of them die. That must have been rough.
Mace and Palpatine's fight. Yes, let's talk about that. Who here, besides me saw at least 8 instances where they could have cut either of them in half?? If that'd been Vader fighting, either of them would have been toast. Pally sped up noticably during his duel with Yoda.
Ok, one last thing. This totally embodies the evil that is the dark side and the Emperor. Vader's lying there all burned to a crisp and his Master comes up and...yes, it's really true...pats him on the head. I mean come on! He's covered in these wicked burns, lets POKE him!!!
GG you are one sexy beast, if you ever get 'anatomy' on that bod, give me a call. *winks*
That does it for Econdha's review of StarWars Episode III. Econdha logging off....
