Another blond joke

[Celtic Hunter]

Well, there's this blond chick who goes to the electronics store and she asks the manager:
"How much does this TV cost?"
The manager says: "I'm sorry, but we don't sell stuff to blonds anymore."

The next day, the blond chick comes back with her hairs painted red. She asks the same thing and the manager repeats his.

The blond chick is getting sick of it and she comes back the next day with her hairs painted black and a hat on. She asks for the TV again, but the manager still doesn't want to sell it to her.
Blond chick: "I'm sick of it, how the f*ck do you know I'm blond?"
Manager: "That's not a TV, it's a microwave oven!"

[TheRealRico]

There was a blonde,brunette and a red head about to be executed in a firing rang. The brunette goes a "hurricane" the executioners look away to see then the brunette runs away. The red head goes "tsunami" the executioners look and the red head runs away. The blonde goes "fire" and the executioners fire. ;D

[Hannibal]

What do you call a naked upside down blond?

A brunette with bad breath...

[Zevrin]

Three women run into a barn running from the cops. They all jump in potato sacks.
The cop comes into the barn and lightly kicks the first bag.
The black haired lady says "meow meow."
The cops thinks to himself. "its only a cat"
So he kicks the next bag.
The brunette says "woof woof"
So the cop thinks to himself. "its only a dog"
So he kicks the third bag.
The blonde says "Potato Potato!" and she is arrested after being pulled out of the bag.

[BloodyFangs]

There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago.

A stewardess came over and told her that she needed to move back to coach because this was someone else's seat.

She said "I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Chicago first class."

Well the stewardess didn't know what to do so she went and got the head stewardess and told her what happened. So the head stewardess goes over the blond and says that she needs to move back to her seat in coach.

The blond replies "I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Chicago first class"

Well, neither stewardess knew what to do so they went and got the captain. He tells the blond that she needs to go back to her seat in coach. She tells him "I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Chicago first class"

The captain leans down and whispers something in her ear and she jumps up and runs back to coach.

The stewardess' ask him what he told her to finally get her to move. He says "First class isn't going to Chicago"

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

[0darkblade0]

Two blonds went out game hunting in the forest one day.

They wandered through the forest for ages until they saw some funny-looking tracks. "Look! I spotted some FOX TRACKS!" the first one said, Jumping up and down in excitement.

"What are you talking about? those are DEER tracks!" Said the other, and so an argument started, an argument that lasted until 2 hours later.

When they were killed by a train.

[Cityhunter]

^lol

You know how to kill a blond girl?



Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

[.B.L.A.C.K.]

those are pretty funny lol

how do u drown a blonde in a submarine

u knock on the door