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Post by Psychoman on Sept 12, 2005 16:02:33 GMT -5
One evening a man was coming home from work when his cell phone rang. He answered it. It was a docter who told him his wife was in a car accident and he needed to get to the hospital. When he arrived the docter asked him to sit down. He sayed "Sir your wife has been in a bad car accident. Its a miracle she is alive." to which he responded "Well docter when will she be released." a grim expression came over the docters face and he said "Well first i have to tell you that she is in a veggitative state." he continued to tell the poor man that his wife would need equipment that cost's thousands of dollars. That he would have to quit his job, sell his house, and take out loans for his wife to survive. He was, at this point, sobbing. The doctor added that she would need to bathe 4 times a day and be fed by an expense feeder. The man had broken down and was sobbing like no other. The docter patted the man on the sholder and said" Hey now, look at me" the man raised his head with tears streeming down his face and the docter said "im just *pauk*in with you, she's dead"
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Post by zehava on Sept 12, 2005 16:10:37 GMT -5
nice nice joke i liked it. that was funny but also pauked up
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Post by Spooky on Sept 13, 2005 3:13:05 GMT -5
Its horrible, I'd fire a doctor if he was a miserable fuck like that. Funny though.
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Post by Random_Logic [William_Clinch] on Sept 13, 2005 7:41:14 GMT -5
Same joke on family guy (episode 404, Dont Make Me Over) But Peter Griffon (I used to know someone called that ) was a lot funnier (and his joke was also shorte
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Post by zehava on Sept 13, 2005 14:24:22 GMT -5
i think it was still good
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Post by Psychoman on Sept 13, 2005 15:58:01 GMT -5
Same joke on family guy (episode 404, Dont Make Me Over) But Peter Griffon (I used to know someone called that ) was a lot funnier (and his joke was also shorte I actually new the joke before that episode.
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Post by zehava on Sept 14, 2005 5:10:17 GMT -5
I saw that episode it was pretty funny
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Post by younghunter on Nov 22, 2005 0:52:21 GMT -5
That joke was not very nice at all. Poor guy...
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Post by younghunter on Nov 22, 2005 0:52:37 GMT -5
it was funny though *laughs*
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