Post by Kane935 on Sept 10, 2005 23:33:36 GMT -5
Here you can make funny star wars quotes or post ones you have found. I'll start. Made this one up. Hope you enjoy:
Search for Hoth, turned upside down ( The other side of Vader you didn't see in the films, and don't want to!!!)
Ozzel is looking for the rebels, trying to impress lord Vader. Vader comes up to Ozzel for a report.
" Report Admiral!"
" Lord Farter, I mean Vader, we have not yet found the rebels, yet."
" There won't be a yet, Admiral!"
Ozzel falls to the ground, clutching his d**k and in great pain.
" F**k you, a**hole! You have failed me for the last time."
" What did you do that for! Give me another chance Farter! PLEASE!!!"
" Shut up, motherf****r! I did it because you called me a farter. I don't fart. Its lucky I chocked you before you called me bottoms! Alright! I'll give you another chance. Fail me again, and you'll wish you never had that d**k of yours!"
2 hours later.......
" Report admiral! And I hope you dont call me farter or bottoms!"
" Lord Vader, we have found the rebels"
" Which planet?"
" Fluff, I mean Hoth."
" Arrrrrrgh!!! Don't toy with me you old fart!"
Ozzel falls to the ground in great pain.
" WHAT!!! I found those rebels for you!"
" So! You made the mistake of incorrect pronunciations! For this, YOU WILL PAY!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
" NOOOOOO!!!"
Ozzel falls dead on the fall.
Two imperial guards pick Ozzels body up.
" Shove his farting body into an escape pod, and shove it where the sun don't shine!"
Well, here you go, try to keep up!
Search for Hoth, turned upside down ( The other side of Vader you didn't see in the films, and don't want to!!!)
Ozzel is looking for the rebels, trying to impress lord Vader. Vader comes up to Ozzel for a report.
" Report Admiral!"
" Lord Farter, I mean Vader, we have not yet found the rebels, yet."
" There won't be a yet, Admiral!"
Ozzel falls to the ground, clutching his d**k and in great pain.
" F**k you, a**hole! You have failed me for the last time."
" What did you do that for! Give me another chance Farter! PLEASE!!!"
" Shut up, motherf****r! I did it because you called me a farter. I don't fart. Its lucky I chocked you before you called me bottoms! Alright! I'll give you another chance. Fail me again, and you'll wish you never had that d**k of yours!"
2 hours later.......
" Report admiral! And I hope you dont call me farter or bottoms!"
" Lord Vader, we have found the rebels"
" Which planet?"
" Fluff, I mean Hoth."
" Arrrrrrgh!!! Don't toy with me you old fart!"
Ozzel falls to the ground in great pain.
" WHAT!!! I found those rebels for you!"
" So! You made the mistake of incorrect pronunciations! For this, YOU WILL PAY!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
" NOOOOOO!!!"
Ozzel falls dead on the fall.
Two imperial guards pick Ozzels body up.
" Shove his farting body into an escape pod, and shove it where the sun don't shine!"
Well, here you go, try to keep up!