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Post by Swift Knife on Oct 8, 2007 18:19:56 GMT -5
Like the topic says,just post something very stupid or funny that you have done.simple right?
Ive done many stupid things,but im going to post some thing i did about 20 seconds ago:i realized I could fit in a suit case about 2 fett in height,1 1/2 feet wide and about 3/4 feet deep(if laying on side).Some one could zip me up in it and stroll around with me in it(it has wheels).dumb yet funny.
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Post by cetanuhunter on Nov 25, 2007 8:11:04 GMT -5
Well, i was bored with some frineds and we decided to do something stupid. we had 6 people, 3 of us climbed into a bin each and the others had to run around and crash the bins into each other. i managed to get my nose broken. such good times!
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Post by bloodedyautja on Nov 25, 2007 16:08:08 GMT -5
ok was about 10 I think and I was going through a copy my older brother phase so literally all 5 of us kids had a skateboards and I stupidly tried to go down the wavy slide we had so naturally on the first bump in it the skate board flew out from underneath me and I slipped backwards and smacked my head on a metal bar at the top of the slide before falling off it. hurt like hell then.
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Post by thapunkpred15 on Nov 28, 2007 1:21:22 GMT -5
Tripped up the stairs one time with my converse. The girls behind me started to laugh. I felt embarassed inside but I put on a smile.
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Post by Cetanu_77 on Nov 28, 2007 2:17:05 GMT -5
opening a pudding cup, throwing away the cup with pudding, and keeping the lid
then two mins later wondering where my pudding went.......
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Post by Hannibal on Dec 10, 2007 10:36:37 GMT -5
Threw grenade simulators under one of my service buddies bed and shut the door holding it shut, while he freaked out inside trashing his room from being woken up in his drunken state. That was some years back and we had a five bedroom house in Pembroke just outside of Pet. where base was.
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Post by the lonely soldier 714 on Dec 10, 2007 22:05:59 GMT -5
ok, it's not much but i had a crush on this girl name bethany. i wanted to get with her so bad that i thought i should write a candy gram for valintines day it said hey, i'd like to say that i liked you alot and i really want to get to know you alot better. so i waited for to get at me and nothing so one day i went up to her and i was shy enough to have a bloody nose. i asked her if she had gotten a candy gram from me she said no so i asked her if she would like to be friends with me and i had no0o idea what she said but she had shut me up and no that i look back on that i find it funny.
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Post by LAWNMOWERMAN on Dec 10, 2007 23:55:30 GMT -5
a long story short but got caught hanging upside down on a 6 foot rod fence by the police while trying to bail after i got caught vandalizing and trespassing also got caught removing("stealing") detour and construction roadsigns by an old couple who made me put them back  |
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Post by dahnknadek on Feb 4, 2008 21:50:48 GMT -5
This was not really my fault - but I guess that it was my fault for letting myself be talked into it.
We went to this huge family wedding out in the country and my little brother and one of my cousins roped up a swing in one of the trees for the kids to play with while the reception was in full swing. (pardon the pun) Because I was light, they asked me to try it out to see if it was safe - it was a bit high off the ground, in fact my brother had to boost me to reach it, and pushed me a few times to get to a reasonable height. I'm afraid of heights and started getting squimish and in a moment of utter insanity decided not to wait for the swing to come to a standstill, but to leap off. Unfortunatly my long, tightfitting silk dress got caught on the slat and was yanked over my head - revealing not only my scantily clad derriere, but also the fact that I was not wearing a bra at all. Both brother and coz pissed themselves laughing.
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Post by Still Churchill on Feb 9, 2008 11:55:14 GMT -5
I've mostly seen video of my stupid yet funny things. I do really stupid yet funny things while "under the influence." Funniest thing I know of would be trying to play ping pong with my feet while trying to hold myself up on my hands. With the loss of balance and coordination from a drink of choice, I was falling over and shit all night. I suck at ping pong in the first place lol.
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Post by bloodedyautja on Feb 9, 2008 16:02:15 GMT -5
dahnknadek, poor you. swings, as fun as they are, are often things that bring miss fortune be it, cathcing your hair, falling off it or at the misfortune of my old school friend, getting you tongue stuck to the metal. (it does happen outside of comedy sketches so don't try it for a laugh in winter anyone because you relally can't get it off).
Though clearly not as bad as yours I stupidly went on a swing in a pair of trousers that had straps on them, and naturally from that stupidity they cought when I went to jump off and it resulted in me landing on the floor face first. thank goodness no one saw me.
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Post by hardkoreusmc on Feb 9, 2008 19:38:56 GMT -5
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Post by dahnknadek on Feb 12, 2008 5:58:25 GMT -5
Ok, this my be stupid, but not really funny:
At around the age of 9 we started with science at school, we were taught about particles and energy and radiation from the sun and that it is cumilitive - but I didn't get the part that it is cumilitive only in humans/animals. So I went home, put some water in a jug, stuck it on the balcony outside my bedroom and watched it the whole afternoon to see when it boils.
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Post by TheRealRico on Feb 13, 2008 11:23:00 GMT -5
After the 4th of july, We have left over firecrackers. We needed to to get rid of them. Later, we saw a dead squirrell. We thought it was a cool idea if we stuck firecrackers up the squirrell's ass. I had the honors of doing such thing. We lit and the whole lower part of the body practically opened in half. We'll never forget those days.
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Post by spearheart on Feb 14, 2008 23:46:57 GMT -5
Walked into a wall while I was texting.  |
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Post by Steg'-in Paya on Feb 14, 2008 23:54:24 GMT -5
my sister thought see saw my mum on a bus in greece, and walked straight into a concrete power post in the middle of the day.
lol
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 18, 2008 12:05:38 GMT -5
There was this guy that lived in our building and he had approached my wife and several other women around here where we live. Some of the things he's tried is grabbing their arm and trying to get them into his car.
NOW....I do not put up with that kind of schite and I don't take kindly to some guy coming onto my wife, knowing so or not. I attacked him a few times, chased him once, and started punching him out at a gas station on camera. But that's not the best part....
There was an unmarked police car there with two officers, one at the driver's seat (didn't notice him or the car) and the other on the pay phone (noticed him and his badge after turning corner). His badge was hanging around his neck over his chest and I thought "Shit...did they see that? Of course they did, that's how your luck is." YEPPERS! You guessed it... they saw it all.
As I made my way up the hill to return home and my family, they spoke to him and then came for me. Yep you guessed again, I had pretty bracelets that clamped me wrists in front of my back all tight and cozy. I got brought to the police station and questioned about my attack on the man.
I told them the whole story and about how I told him to stay away fro my wife, and he ignored me so I had to make him listen with force. They told me he did not want to press charges but that they could for the assault I did in front of them and on camera. I told them that if they were going to charge me to do it then and there. That if that guy ever got near my wife again I'd kill him with out remorse.
I then proceeded to ask them "What would you do if it were your wife or your daughter? You'd shoot the bastard dead with your police issued firearm and have some fucking story made up to keep his ass in the clear. Point is I wasn't charged but was warned, OHHHHH NOOO, to stay away from the guy I attacked.
Moral of the story is, Never punch someone out in front of the cops.
Moral of the moral is, Never touch the Devil's Candy...
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Post by thapunkpred15 on Mar 12, 2008 0:59:35 GMT -5
One time we had got some can goods from this school. Turns out they had alot of stuff in it like lotion ya know?
Well when I was at home I rambled through the box and got some lotion. I thought it was skin care stuff. Turns out it was Bust lotion. IT WAS INTENDED TO GO ON WOMENS BREAST SO THEY WON'T GET STRECTH MARKS! I USED THAT STUFF DAY AND NIGHT FOR 3 DAYS!
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Mar 19, 2008 20:11:28 GMT -5
Ruptured my left kidney on a Petrol-Powered motor scooter.
I shit you not. I was hanging out with a friend on his new scooter, and we decided to go off-road. I was gunning it down a gravel path, and guess what?
SPEED BUMP!
I flew right over the damn scooter, and impaled myself on the handlebars. Blew my left kidney to hell.
Still dunno how it managed to heal itself tho. Guess I'm indestructible.
lulz 'Ive had indestructibility training' he he he, lulz.
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Post by Swift Knife on Mar 21, 2008 9:00:15 GMT -5
Malus,please tell me you did not get that idea from tommy,the indestructibility training?
Any way,I've gon to a paintball tournament with only a tee shirt and shorts.Hurt like hell.It left welts as big as or bigger than a fist.Damn that hurt,but it was fun. ;D
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