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Post by Socrates on May 17, 2005 18:36:47 GMT -5
This story was once posted on AvP forums by me and my mate and now i present to you.
Star Wars "The Empire farts back"
Long ago in a distant galaxy an empire was established.
The Empire was a cool place to live, beer was free, boxcube consoles have been banned and girls between 16 and 25 were forced to walk in bikini.
But in every perfect system you get a bunch of hopeless idiots who refuse to live peacefully. So a bunch of hippies started a war against the Imperium. They called themselves the rebels. Now the reasons for this war was to stop the Empire from conquering....well actually the rebels had no apparent reason to wage war but if they wouldnt this story wouldnt have the main plot sooo..
So we have a war because the galaxy would be such a boring place without one.
The Empires armada under Sith Lord Darth Vulgar aboard his flagship "The russian hooker" heads towards tatooine to fight the rebel forces gathered around the planet.
This concludes the short introduction, chapter one in but a moment.
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Post by ItsMichael on Oct 2, 2005 2:03:31 GMT -5
What sort of piece of crap is this? Did you pull this straight out of your ass? Origional, sort of but its pretty much cramped half the movie into a couple paragraphs, its all narrative no descriptions either. Unless this was jsut a joke. *Guesses it was*
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Post by zehava on Oct 2, 2005 9:43:25 GMT -5
Ha ha ha I like what Michael said
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Post by Psychoman on Oct 2, 2005 14:13:16 GMT -5
i really have to agree on micheal with this one, its the most indiscriptive, dialog lacking, un origonal peice of dog shit i have ever read in my life please tell me it was a joke because i shit more creativity in the morning than what you just wrote right there and who calls a ship a russian whore!?!...i show you no respect...and may god have mercy one your soul.
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Post by zehava on Oct 2, 2005 16:40:29 GMT -5
Ha Ha Ha I like what Psycho's post said better
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Post by ItsMichael on Oct 2, 2005 19:29:55 GMT -5
i really have to agree on micheal with this one, its the most indiscriptive, dialog lacking, un origonal peice of dog *c'jit* i have ever read in my life please tell me it was a joke because i *c'jit* more creativity in the morning than what you just wrote right there and who calls a ship a russian whore!?!...i show you no respect...and may god have mercy one your soul. **Michael
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Post by zehava on Oct 2, 2005 20:25:46 GMT -5
Oh I see now Psycho spelled your name now
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Post by Cheshire cat on Oct 3, 2005 14:32:52 GMT -5
Yeah socrates does have some issues, many times he's come into a conversation and doesn't even read the old posts and me explaining something. Example; i say That technology required years of research and he comes in and acts like i was saying technology doesn't take years to research. He made me so pissed one time i called him sockrats. But after a while things were just fine. I don't know where he is right now though.
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Post by zehava on Oct 3, 2005 14:41:55 GMT -5
Yeah i heard him say things thatt were a bit weird
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Nov 24, 2005 3:20:52 GMT -5
It;'s... odd.
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Post by ItsMichael on Nov 26, 2005 17:58:25 GMT -5
Oh I see now Psycho spelled your name now **Spelt
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Post by Psychoman on Nov 27, 2005 15:19:37 GMT -5
if by odd you mean shitty then yes i agree.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Nov 27, 2005 20:24:41 GMT -5
yes, but i try not to swear. but in this case it's a pauking pile of c'jut
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Post by Spooky on Nov 27, 2005 22:14:32 GMT -5
yes, but i try not to swear. but in this case it's a pauking pile of c'jut **C'jit ...
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Nov 30, 2005 4:38:32 GMT -5
i know, i mistyped it.
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Post by ItsMichael on Dec 3, 2005 15:18:43 GMT -5
You should captalise your I's, they're representing yourself.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 4, 2005 4:53:57 GMT -5
yeah, i know that, but i can't be bothered, plus, i'm not worth tha kind on captilisation.
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Post by Psychoman on Dec 18, 2005 19:13:23 GMT -5
I think that I aggree with Michael on this one. I belive that the best way I can improve my image is if I use capitol I's where ever I can. I
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Post by Cheshire cat on Dec 21, 2005 18:14:52 GMT -5
I think that I aggree with Michael on this one. I belive that the best way I can improve my image is if I use capitol I's where ever I can. I I LOL image. I don't capitalize my I's only because I'm used to only capitalizing the beginnings of my words. But i'm working on it.
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Post by Cheshire cat on Dec 21, 2005 18:18:02 GMT -5
Oh I see now Psycho spelled your name now **Spelt lolomgwtf Thanks Prof. Spelitwright.
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