My LJ Haikus

[Cheshire cat]

On my live journal, when i make large entries, i post funny haikus.

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A hungy haiku -- Me, Sunday, February 13th, 2005.

Oh no mother
Intense pain from within
Very hungy

Internal rumble
Heading to the fridge
Cooking hotdog

Hotdog is done
Chewage sound ricocheting throughout room
Conclusonal burp

Short haiku
I'm now going to bed
Stupid loser.

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Party -- me - Thursday, March 3rd, 2005.

I be hyper
must go bounce on the wall
ouch my head

Fallen onto floor
butt hurts very painlike
ouch, crap, damnit!

Gotten back up
drinking non alchahol martini
totally stoned

watching movies
now i'm going to bed
good night.

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I wanna go to bed you fucking cat -- me - Friday, March 4th, 2005.

Very tired,
must sleep like stupid bear,
very cold.

eyelids heavy,
hating sister for this dumb movie thing,
gonna kill.

close to bed,
i can see my pillow,
almost there.

oh no,
tripped on the fucking cat,
face really hurts.

[Frost]

hehe, the hotdog one is funny. ;D then again they are all funny.;D

[Cheshire cat]

My fav is "i wanna go to bed you fucking cat" ;D

[Cheshire cat]

Damn you dumbass computer!

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Getting on,
Compy is turning on,
Playing game.

Not working,
Compy is all glitchy,
Really hard.

Banging table,
Banging head on moniter screen,
Fallen off.

Computer flamage,
Compy has blown up real good,
Peice of s**t!

[Frost]

lol. hehe good one. ;D

[Cheshire cat]

LOL i have times like that.

[Frost]

hehe, same here.

[Cheshire cat]

Yeah, i'll be playing AOM and all of the sudden, BOOM it kicks me out. Peice of crap. ;D ;D