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Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Jul 14, 2010 10:00:45 GMT -5
In interest of nostalgia and breathing a hint of life into the lower bowels of this board, I'm starting up another signature request thread.
This is generally oriented to newer members, as a sort of welcoming thing, simply because they're less likely to have signatures of their own already.
Of course, anyone who likes can ask for one.
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There are, however, certain conditions.
-In payment I require two shots of Blue Label Stolichnaya shook with red bull, to be served on the rocks in a highball glass.
(I hereby warn that such a combination is medically unsound and should not be consumed by anyone.)
Either that or a shot of just about anything over 140 proof will do.
-You need to state your preferences. It doesn't matter if you already have an image pictured right down to every detail or if you just have a vague idea, but at least some kind of requests are needed.
If you want you can find your own background pictures to use as raw material (You don't have to, but that means I might not find the pictures you were thinking of), or you can just ask for general guidelines. Colors, fonts, text, effects, etcetera.
-In further exchange, I hereby demand that anyone requesting a sig learn how to tie a tie. If you already can, you're excused.
-If you post your own supply of pictures, only post links. The last thing we want is some poor guy in the ghetto with a 10 year old computer clicking on this and then having it blow up in his face when 50 high res images try to load.
Also recall that all rights to any pictures you supply are retained by their creator. Not that they'll sue over a signature, but it's still theirs.
-Expect requests within a day or so. Unless I don't like you, in which case they may be delayed until the Afghanistan War ends.
-i.e Never.
This is generally oriented to newer members, as a sort of welcoming thing, simply because they're less likely to have signatures of their own already.
Of course, anyone who likes can ask for one.
----
There are, however, certain conditions.
-In payment I require two shots of Blue Label Stolichnaya shook with red bull, to be served on the rocks in a highball glass.
(I hereby warn that such a combination is medically unsound and should not be consumed by anyone.)
Either that or a shot of just about anything over 140 proof will do.
-You need to state your preferences. It doesn't matter if you already have an image pictured right down to every detail or if you just have a vague idea, but at least some kind of requests are needed.
If you want you can find your own background pictures to use as raw material (You don't have to, but that means I might not find the pictures you were thinking of), or you can just ask for general guidelines. Colors, fonts, text, effects, etcetera.
-In further exchange, I hereby demand that anyone requesting a sig learn how to tie a tie. If you already can, you're excused.
-If you post your own supply of pictures, only post links. The last thing we want is some poor guy in the ghetto with a 10 year old computer clicking on this and then having it blow up in his face when 50 high res images try to load.
Also recall that all rights to any pictures you supply are retained by their creator. Not that they'll sue over a signature, but it's still theirs.
-Expect requests within a day or so. Unless I don't like you, in which case they may be delayed until the Afghanistan War ends.
-i.e Never.
