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Post by bloodedyautja on Nov 28, 2009 15:03:09 GMT -5
So it's that time of year. You're probably all pulling out the fake christmas tree and estimating whether after having owned it for 5 years the rusting areas that appeared after the first years storage have now exceded beyond the point of being covered by the overbearing amount of tinsel placed on it by your children. Or are rushing to the nearest garden centre,that you didn't know existed untill the bright red sign appeared in the road on your way home from work stating the have real christmas trees, to buy the biggest, most impractical tree with £25 delivery,because strapping it to your car roof became a driving hazard sometime after the good old 50's, hoping buying it sooner, despite being an ever green plant, will reduce the number of pines you have to sweep off your living room floor everytime you even dare breath on it.
So on the run up of this joyous occasion I'm opening this thread for all the christmas jokes you'll hear on the radio, see on the tv, and for those strange people who buy crackers and open them on the 2nd of December, because despite 30years of the same jokes in them they can't remember last years to write in cards to relatives...who will also see that same joke in 6 other crackers over the christmas week.
So heres the first joke. Feel free to add pictures, photos or just the normal writing.
What do you get it you cross a snow man with a vampire? [glow=red,2,300]Frostbite [/glow]
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