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Post by Setg on Feb 18, 2009 9:32:18 GMT -5
So, after Orthrus Verbal Slaughter thread, the idea came to mind about showcasing some of the greatest ownings this site has ever seen. Paying homage to the literary works of not just the mods, but of anyone who's managed to skilfully destroy someone so completely, that there's nothing left of them save a broken and battered husk. We might even ending up voting for them, who knows. Anyhow, I'm starting them off right here and now, with a few of my personal favourites. We might have to limit the amount of Tommy posts though, I can't even begin to imagine how many times he was verbally brutalized by everyone... General Owning Tommy (last post on the page)General owning Robocop with OrthrusMe joining in the fun and games with General and OrthrusThese are all the ones I can find at the moment, I'll try and add more later, but if anyone else wants to post any, feel free, that's what this thread was created for. Cheers |
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Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Feb 18, 2009 13:55:04 GMT -5
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Post by Setg on Feb 18, 2009 16:34:40 GMT -5
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Post by Adara on Feb 18, 2009 17:25:58 GMT -5
Heh heh, those are all great.  But, we can't talk about owning someone, without mentioning this: Dammit, Orthrus!That entire thread is a fucking work of verbal art! I don't know if I can be credited with all that, but I certainly will take the credit for initiating the lulz. This is also another favorite of mine, Orthrus of course, being the giver of lulz in this one: Not coming backI know there's more out there. It would be redundant to add The Gen's stuff here, since well, we can all attest to his owning skillz. We should bring up unsung heroes. |
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Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Feb 18, 2009 19:51:32 GMT -5
Heh heh, those are all great. But, we can't talk about owning someone, without mentioning this: Dammit, Orthrus!That entire thread is a *pauk*ing work of verbal art! I don't know if I can be credited with all that, but I certainly will take the credit for initiating the lulz. This is also another favorite of mine, Orthrus of course, being the giver of lulz in this one: Not coming backI know there's more out there. It would be redundant to add The Gen's stuff here, since well, we can all attest to his owning skillz. We should bring up unsung heroes. We need to dig up more of Han's straight out Fuck You/s. |
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Post by Still Churchill on Feb 18, 2009 22:10:51 GMT -5
Hahaha, general's verbal slayings are classic.
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Post by Setg on Feb 19, 2009 6:08:43 GMT -5
We do need more, Orthrus's decimation of Spearheart was amazing. More people, we need more!!! And yes, nay more General ownings, as much fun as they are (the link to the youtube paintball headshot is a favourite of mine), we need to showcase other less obvious ones, these were just the main ones that stuck in my mind. I agree with Orthrus, we need some of Han's, so here's more. Orthrus completely and utterly owning RobocopHan, me and Orthrus gang-banging RobocopAda and me tag-teaming(easy Mouse...)A rare display of owning from Michael, GG must have been ill that day...If memory serves, Han and Orth weren't even staff at this point. I'm trying to find others where it wasn't even a staff member who owned someone, but there's a lot of old posts to go through, so bear with me if the first few batches are all mod posts. Cheers |
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Post by Adara on Feb 19, 2009 10:18:10 GMT -5
Ha Ha! How could we forget about the videos Hannibal and I made?! How, ladies and gents! So, here's another thread! Hannibal and Adara Show |
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Post by Hannibal on Feb 19, 2009 10:45:05 GMT -5
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Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Feb 19, 2009 13:40:47 GMT -5
I feel that this one deserves a quote all on it's own. After everyone tries to talk sense into him, Han just comes out with the flat solid truth, as usual. You guys all have a point, but here's another one for you to think about... Robocop is probably out of anus paste for his unusually large chrome ass. He's sore and grumpy, because Terminator has been forcing himself on Robocop with an RPG. And every time he lets loose a 40mm grenade in that chrome ass of his, so everyone else must suffer along with him. Hence why the enormously large rash he's leaving on this thread. Be careful now boys and girls... or you'll be the next one in the office with a rubber glove being stretched on and a cold finger inserted.... But seriously, Robocop you independently challenged spoon fed lap dog get some help or talk to an adult about being committed or seeing a doctor. You're going to hurt yourself while running with those scissors. AND..... A rare and awesome scalpel job by Shagster. He needs to do this more often. Twatwaffles.... |
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Post by Aseigan Cetanu on Feb 19, 2009 15:41:26 GMT -5
I haven't been around here very long, but in the time I've been here, I've come to regret only a very few things, and this is the main one: That I wasn't around to see all of this happen, so I could post my direct praise of the sheer indescribable destruction that was wrought upon unsuspecting fools and mentally insane rejects alike. I can only pray I never do anything to be on the receiving end of such pure annihilation. I've looked over most of these before, but some of them I've yet to see. And the ones I haven't seen have been bookmarked for those days when you just need something to really cheer you up. I thank all of you for putting all of these into one, summarized thread for the forum's viewing pleasure. Though I don't presume to speak for every member of the forum, I'm almost certain many of the other members feel the same way. However, I noticed one, major deficit, and so I present: The Predator vs. Darth Maul Thread, General Grievous and Orthrus verbally destroying 'happypred.' The entire thread, almost, is one long owning one after another.And, to finish my post, I would like to thank Orthrus, General Grievous (if he ever graces these forums again), Hannibal, Adara, Baird, Lt. Neo Shagrath, and Michael for the laughs that these have brought and will no doubt bring me for many, many months, possibly even years, to come. |
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Post by Hannibal on Mar 27, 2009 19:57:30 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. Perhaps some of you remember this guy as Commander Kore... he started spamming the site and hating on us all, mostly me, because I called him a bitch for acting like one. Any how.. here's a good one, and I didn't need to say anything at this point. He made my point for me. You know you're good when all you have to do is make your presence known. predatorhunted.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=trash&action=display&thread=3334&page=1#69573 |
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Post by Kore on Jul 7, 2013 5:30:51 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. Perhaps some of you remember this guy as Commander Kore... he started spamming the site and hating on us all, mostly me, because I called him a bitch for acting like one. Any how.. here's a good one, and I didn't need to say anything at this point. He made my point for me. You know you're good when all you have to do is make your presence known. predatorhunted.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=trash&action=display&thread=3334&page=1#69573Yeah, I pretty much was. 2007-2008 was....Tumultuous to say the least, it reflected in how I posted. I'm surprised I didn't get thrown off sooner, I was an immature little fuck back then (before 2007 even). I definitely should have been, not sure why mods left me on. |
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Post by Tundra on Jul 7, 2013 6:29:09 GMT -5
Jesus Jetfuel Christ, you're surprised? I think the old mods would have a stroke if they saw you now.
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Post by earthyautja21 on Jul 7, 2013 10:53:27 GMT -5
Ah, I remember reading all the ownings we all gave that terminator dude. I still crack up when I see T2 and think of him. Actually I can't even watch that cause I think of that idiot. In a way, we gotta thank that dude, sure he was off his meds, so far into la-la land it was downright scary, but he did give us a chance to utterly and completely destroy him and to fall off our chairs, turn blue in the face from laughing so hard!
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Post by Spooky on Jul 8, 2013 4:08:45 GMT -5
Nice to see you Kore, that doesn't give me a stroke to see you but it's just plain buzzy, for lack of better words.
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Post by Kore on Jul 8, 2013 5:03:02 GMT -5
Nice to see you Kore, that doesn't give me a stroke to see you but it's just plain buzzy, for lack of better words. Buzzy is preferable to several other things I was expecting. |
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Post by E-Stalin [Orthrus] on Jul 9, 2013 6:20:34 GMT -5
Well, in the interest of fixing the queasy disgust many now feel when seeing the Terminator films again, I have made this video to hopefully rectify the situation by presenting a different emotion to feel while watching them. Namely, the inability to watch them seriously again. Hopefully t'is funny, but considering that I recorded and edited this entire video in a span of 4 hours in the middle of the night while drunk...whatever. Cheers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RzoRb7_Cu0&feature=youtu.be |
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Post by Kore on Jul 9, 2013 6:23:20 GMT -5
Well, in the interest of fixing the queasy disgust many now feel when seeing the Terminator films again, I have made this video to hopefully rectify the situation by presenting a different emotion to feel while watching them. Namely, the inability to watch them seriously again. Hopefully t'is funny, but considering that I recorded and edited this entire video in a span of 4 hours in the middle of the night while drunk...whatever. Cheers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RzoRb7_Cu0&feature=youtu.beSeems to be blocked man :-\ |
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Post by earthyautja21 on Jul 9, 2013 6:29:28 GMT -5
Never was really into the Terminator movies, I preferred Predator and Predator 2. Ah Tommy, I gotta thank you for giving us so many laughs. Thank you for not taking your meds.
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