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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Mar 12, 2006 21:05:15 GMT -5
Happy birthday! I got ya a new stainless edge blade, especialy used by kroenen, Now, I wish I had some more rum... It's a good thing you don't, this is a dry Bday party. Oh and Michael *takes it off* *wink* Yum. Got milk? Oh, and Hannibal... [smacks him over the head.] You dont deserve the name 'Hannibal'. |
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Post by Masurao on Mar 13, 2006 2:48:36 GMT -5
Darn. You had to have your birthday just as I went to the Burgos Cathedral. I hate wishing people late birthdays…
Anyways, might as well get it over with. Happy Birthday (oxymoron, anyone?), Colonel! You’ve taken good care of yourself. I must say you don’t look a day over 200.
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Post by Viper on Mar 13, 2006 7:07:03 GMT -5
Just for you Colonel Kroenen on your birthday *salutes* I shall gut myself and throw my entrails out for the crows *bows pulls out jagged knife and wrenches gut open pulls out entrails with bare hands. Crows flock and peck at entrails*
HAPPY BIR...
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Post by Bronzy on Mar 13, 2006 7:13:27 GMT -5
Damn you Bronzy.
*picks up Bronzy's dead carcass and sits her on a chair*
You always have to be the life of the party. Look at me when I'm talking to you.
*slaps her cheek and her head falls off*
Well that is rather un-expected.
*covers Bronzy with a sheet*
Anyway, Happy Late Birthday, Kroenen!
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Post by Frost on Mar 14, 2006 0:40:00 GMT -5
*walks in drunk, holding a bottle of vodka, and large box wrapped in blood stained gift wrap*
Birfthday haapy Colonel. I hope you li- *hicup*-ke the blender I gotth ya. Itssss large *hicup* enough to stuffff pleople in it.
*passes out*
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Post by Setg on Mar 14, 2006 7:01:59 GMT -5
*Walks in with a gift wrapped Helghast assault rifle* "Gutted alive? Really? Oh well, better take this back then."
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Post by Joker on Mar 14, 2006 18:52:17 GMT -5
Colonel, my friend, what can I say on such an occasion...
A treasured and loyal team-member;
a good friend to many, an evil adversary to many more;
someone who says what needs to be said;
a inspiration to evil-doers everywhere;
and blood-crazed torturer of cute and fluffy things...
Despite that evil undead grotesque exterior, I'm sure there's a kind loving and generous soul deep, deep, deeeeep down inside... somewhere...
Anyways, I'm honored to have you as part of the team, and I'm forever thankful for your help, suggestions and hard work you've put into the forum over its lifetime. This then, is my birthday gift to you - eternal gratitude!
(and if that seems cheap, you can have this old book/manual I found, written by some german scientist guys... something about how to raise an army of evil zombies for world domination or some such... I'm sure you'll enjoy it.)
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Post by Cyclone on Mar 14, 2006 21:22:33 GMT -5
Despite that evil undead grotesque exterior, I'm sure there's a kind loving and generous soul deep, deep, deeeeep down inside... somewhere... Yes, somewhere, lost, which of course, its not that far, just head straight when you see his lungs and turn left into the heart and keep going straight, you'll see it, if you had a microscope. |
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Post by econdha on Mar 15, 2006 0:10:43 GMT -5
Despite that evil undead grotesque exterior, I'm sure there's a kind loving and generous soul deep, deep, deeeeep down inside... somewhere... Only the ones he's eaten.... *doesn't bother to hide the vast network of scars her 'loving' Master has provided in their short acquaintance* Trust me on this one. |
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