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Post by 0darkblade0 on Mar 13, 2006 4:23:32 GMT -5
Adara, that one was just nasty.... Purely sadistically evil and degrading.....
Impressive!
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Post by Justify on Mar 13, 2006 8:06:43 GMT -5
yo momma's so stupid, when she shoved 2 doub;e A's up her ass she said, "I GOT THE POWER!!!"
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Post by Setg on Mar 13, 2006 9:58:40 GMT -5
Well it's an oldie but a goodie
yo momma's so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
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Post by Justify on Mar 13, 2006 16:53:45 GMT -5
your momma tis soo fat she plays golf with Mars!
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Post by Adara on Mar 13, 2006 20:47:30 GMT -5
Your momma's so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her! (Evil...EVIL..lol )
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Post by Justify on Mar 13, 2006 21:00:32 GMT -5
Your momma's soo fat, when she was little, she diddn't want a pony, she wanted a McDonalds!
I know it's a little lame...I used to have so many last year I can't remember any of them!
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Post by econdha on Mar 13, 2006 22:33:19 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat when she dies, the cop will have to go back for a second piece of chalk.
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Post by Sara on Mar 14, 2006 0:06:52 GMT -5
Oh gawd, Kat, that was lame! I am surprised at you ;P
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma's like a hardware store: 5 cents a screw.
Yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she takes a shit, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Gah, I love my school time in the 90's.
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Post by Adara on Mar 14, 2006 0:09:07 GMT -5
Sara that was friggin' awesome! lol, that VCR one was a classic, then again, they all were! lol
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Post by Sara on Mar 14, 2006 0:12:01 GMT -5
Sara that was friggin' awesome! lol, that VCR one was a classic, then again, they all were! lol Not that I should be saying them, I'm as fat as they come ;P Although my favorite would be "Yo momma's so stupid, when they said it was chili outside, she went and got a bowl." That was on the movie Bebe's Kids and it was said perfectly. XD |
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Post by Adara on Mar 14, 2006 0:13:26 GMT -5
I've seen that Movie! lol it was hilarious! The infant with the deep voice was great!
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Post by Sara on Mar 14, 2006 1:08:43 GMT -5
I've seen that Movie! lol it was hilarious! The infant with the deep voice was great! Oh, yah! Tone Loc. Love him to little pieces ever since he was in Ace Venture - Pet Detective. |
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Post by Spike on Mar 14, 2006 1:14:09 GMT -5
Hey Skinner.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Post by Justify on Mar 14, 2006 7:25:34 GMT -5
damn you peoples...I used to have a bujillion! but now I only have like...10...man I wsh I had my old friends here!
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Post by Setg on Mar 14, 2006 9:35:55 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so fat she fell over and cut her leg and gravy came out.
Yo mamma is so fat she stood on a speak-your-weight machine and it screamed for mercy.
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Post by Celtic Hunter on Mar 14, 2006 11:02:02 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat that when she's on the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her back into the sea (it's an oldie, I know, but haven't seen it yet)
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks in front of the TV, you missed two shows and a LOTR movie.
Yo mama's so fat that when she dives in a swimming pool, people in Indonesia start shouting and begging for not an other tsunami, but it'll be too late.
Yo mama's so fat that her daddy thought that he wasn't the father, but that elephant in the zoo.
These are some quite lame ones, but most of the good ones were already mentioned here.
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Post by Adara on Mar 14, 2006 13:15:54 GMT -5
Wow, lol, looks like everyone's getting in on the action! I'm sure A.H. Didn't expect this! lol
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Post by Justify on Mar 14, 2006 16:57:18 GMT -5
no....no I diddn't....man, why me? I mean why not Hannibal?....why me? oh well.....
yo momma's soo fat, that if you threw up her shirt it would cover the hole in the ozone.
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Post by Hannibal on Mar 14, 2006 18:32:29 GMT -5
yeah um, Alien hunter...you've been owned..admit it and we can all go back to our natural.. *looks again* or UN-natural lives...now...back to IMPORTANT things...like reality. *laughs but stops after the first laugh* HA.................................................................................
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Post by Justify on Mar 14, 2006 20:24:53 GMT -5
Your daddy is sooo fat, he masturbates to a cook book!
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