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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Jan 23, 2006 14:56:02 GMT -5
"You are the idiot of His funny farm."
What? What?! Everyone else is thinking it, Im just saying it...
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Post by Karat'Ka on Jan 24, 2006 1:40:59 GMT -5
"You are the idiot of His funny farm." What? What?! Everyone else is thinking it, Im just saying it... Vautren is, as most will have surmised, a heavily-indoctrinated religious zealot  . But not everyone can depend on wearing a gimp mask to appear odd... |
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Jan 24, 2006 4:18:17 GMT -5
...Gimp mask... Obviously you intended to insult me, however I cant see how thats suppose to be even slight relevent. I dont know nor have I ever wore a 'gimp mask'.
Its a gas mask. Hell, even the suit isnt like that of a gimp.
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Post by Karat'Ka on Jan 24, 2006 13:56:49 GMT -5
...Gimp mask... Obviously you intended to insult me, however I cant see how thats suppose to be even slight relevent. I dont know nor have I ever wore a 'gimp mask'. Its a gas mask. Hell, even the suit isnt like that of a gimp. It wasn't intended to be a personal insult, but rather a bit of banter about how both our characters are (in different ways) nutcases. I guess I should have put the smiley in a different place, so I'm sorry if you thought the remark was about the 'real' you. My understanding is that your character is an adapted version of Hellboy's villain, who certainly has an unusual line in facewear. Each character has their own eccentricities, that's half the point. Then again, is being described as a loony by the Colonel a compliment? I wonder... |
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Jan 25, 2006 5:59:52 GMT -5
The last person who called me a nutcase, ended up casturated. A rather ironic turns of events, really. He ended up being able to view his testicals in a case, so I guess I put knew meaning to the word 'nut case' for that poor little man. I am a scientist. I just build to destroy, rather then create. Hell, if that makes me a nutcase, then I suppose everyone, secretly, belongs in the looney bin.
And if you got something to say about my beautiful collection of gas masks, say it to my face. Anyone of them. [Insert raspy laughter.]
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Post by Karat'Ka on Jan 25, 2006 8:44:21 GMT -5
QED.
Thank you, Colonel - that was a fine turn of phrase which illustrated the point beautifully. ;D
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Post by Setg on Jan 25, 2006 12:51:01 GMT -5
Wolven stalked towards his prey, sensing the victory he had justly won. Kaiser was wounded, and unable to stand. It was now simply a case of putting him out of his misery.
As he closed the distance between himself and the wounded warrior, he bared his teeth and raised his right arm up, to shred his opponent's throat and feed on his flesh.
Just as he got within striking distance, Kaiser leapt to his feet, almost like a puppet who's strings had been pulled taught, and struck Wolven hard with his staff, the blow staggering him. Kaiser had been playing possum, had faked the severity of the injury, and Wolven had been stupid enough to fall for it. It was also at this point that he remembered the most important rule of hunting: "There is nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal." (ooc fans of Big Game might like that one).
The blow came from nowhere, and was hard enough to almost knock him off his feet. He shook his head and looked up just in time to see Kaiser's staff heading straight for his chest. The blow struck hard, and Wolven just had time to scream in pain and rage, before kaiser swung the staff back round and swept his feet out from underneath him. As he hit the ground hard, his eyes opened wide, and the last thing he saw was the jagged metal end of Kaiser's staff hurtling towards his skull, before it smashed it into several small peices in an explosion of viscera, bone and blood.
Kaiser stopped moving, and rested his staff by his side, as the emperor announced:
]" I give you your winner of round one - Alexander Kaiser"
(OOC - Well fought Lin - you deserved to win.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Jan 26, 2006 1:06:29 GMT -5
((General, when this is over, i'll call your folks))
Malus watched from the stands as Vautren and Jasha started fighting Wonder when i'll be fighting. he thought as he assessed the two warriors. Vautren is going to have a hard time. He decided thinking that if Jasha could heal, she could probably do the whole lightning-bolt thing, and inside that metal armour, that would be bad for the space marine....
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Post by The General on Jan 27, 2006 0:54:37 GMT -5
((....When this is over you'll call my folks? Ah, one I don't have any family, and two why the hell would you call my folks in the first place? Oh wait, you're my opponent huh? Gee, you learned how to sword fight with sticks. That'll be a real hard fight against a battle hardened warrior. I'm shaking.
With laughter, but shaking is shaking.))
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Post by linamar on Jan 30, 2006 23:37:33 GMT -5
Alexander Kaiser leaned on his staff, breathing heavily. It had been a risky gambit, if Wolven had moved that much faster, or if he had been that much slower, but it had paid off. It had been a match worthy of his skills.
He bowed over the body of his fallen opponent, and whispered a prayer to the Gods, that his soul might be well received.
Turning, he left the gate, walking steadily upright, with only the twinge of a limp, the blood flowing freely down his leg. As he exited the gates, the Emperor announced his name as the winner of the first fight. As the gates closed behind him, he heard the crowd of spectators roar in appreciation or outrage.
(well fought Wolven, you were a worthy adversary.)
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Post by Spooky on Jan 30, 2006 23:59:14 GMT -5
((....When this is over you'll call my folks? Ah, one I don't have any family, and two why the hell would you call my folks in the first place? Oh wait, you're my opponent huh? Gee, you learned how to sword fight with sticks. That'll be a real hard fight against a battle hardened warrior. I'm shaking. With laughter, but shaking is shaking.)) ((Unless you were being sarcastic (Which I think you were) I think he meant that when he defeats you he'll call your parents to tell them you're dead. My head hurts...)) |
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Feb 3, 2006 2:43:39 GMT -5
((Correct, Michael, well spotted.
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Post by The General on Feb 3, 2006 19:05:18 GMT -5
((....When this is over you'll call my folks? Ah, one I don't have any family, and two why the hell would you call my folks in the first place? Oh wait, you're my opponent huh? Gee, you learned how to sword fight with sticks. That'll be a real hard fight against a battle hardened warrior. I'm shaking. With laughter, but shaking is shaking.)) ((Thank you, Corporal, for pointing out the blatantly obvious...)) ((Unless you were being sarcastic (Which I think you were) I think he meant that when he defeats you he'll call your parents to tell them you're dead. My head hurts...)) |
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Post by The General on Feb 3, 2006 19:05:42 GMT -5
((Unless you were being sarcastic (Which I think you were) I think he meant that when he defeats you he'll call your parents to tell them you're dead. My head hurts...)) ((Thank you, Corporal, for pointing out the blatantly obvious...)) |
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Feb 7, 2006 6:16:57 GMT -5
So, when do the general and i start fighting?
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Post by Redeemer on Feb 7, 2006 21:18:06 GMT -5
When ever you guys want, though i really think this rpg is dead so i dont think there would be much of a point. How many people are still left and playing?
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Feb 8, 2006 20:05:41 GMT -5
I know for a fact I'm going nowhere until I've had my fight with the general.
Speaking of fighting, have you got any weapons i can borrow? The general destrroyed my only one.
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Post by The General on Feb 8, 2006 22:36:58 GMT -5
((Fine, I'll go ahead and post this last fight just to stop your incessant fighting. I'll create a new thread for it though, just like I did with Angel, with judges and everything. Three of course, seeing as Lt seems to be nuetral between us, she will be the "impartial" judge. Now you choose one. I choose Colonel for mine.))
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Feb 9, 2006 0:12:53 GMT -5
Well, i'm not dumb enough to fight unarmed, so i think i'll wait.
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