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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 1:20:16 GMT -5
I'm going to Hell...Are you guys coming?
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Post by Serenity Painted Death on Mar 25, 2005 8:24:50 GMT -5
i'll follow you anywere my wolf
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Post by Masurao on Mar 25, 2005 10:33:29 GMT -5
Already have a reservation there. Have my bags ready and everything. See ya there!
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Post by Cheshire cat on Mar 25, 2005 13:45:27 GMT -5
Right beside you wolf.  |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 19:54:07 GMT -5
Oh Goody. I'll ring my friends and tell them we are coming.
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Post by DachandesHonor on Mar 25, 2005 19:57:15 GMT -5
As long as I got shotgun, Im in  . |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 20:03:37 GMT -5
A Pagan in Hell By: Pendragon Website: www.paganvillages.com/Goddess/pendragon/index0.htmlA Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" "Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?" Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill." Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud. The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT  " Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way." |
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Post by DachandesHonor on Mar 25, 2005 20:05:16 GMT -5
A Pagan in Hell By: Pendragon Website: www.paganvillages.com/Goddess/pendragon/index0.htmlA Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" "Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?" Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill." Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud. The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT " Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way." LMFAO YES! Massive burnage!!! Oh that nice , very nice |
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Post by Cheshire cat on Mar 25, 2005 20:06:13 GMT -5
Thats my kind of hell. |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 20:07:06 GMT -5
It is way cool. I couldn't not laughing. Killer!!
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Post by Cheshire cat on Mar 25, 2005 20:29:30 GMT -5
Funness. So far everyones coming to hell with you. ;D
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 20:30:55 GMT -5
I know I thought everyone would say no way.
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Mar 25, 2005 20:59:36 GMT -5
As long as I got shotgun, Im in . So thats where my shotgun went! How could you? And I trusted you with my ammo. Oh well, I still got the good ol' chainsaw. I'll go Leatherface on their asses. CoMe HeRe BiTcH! ___________________ Am I coming with you? Actually, I just got out on Monday. I‘m not scheduled back for another three days. I'll get Jessica from accounting to schedule us an appointment .I may be late though, she’s new. She keeps making mistakes. I swear, she’d forget her head if it was chained to the wall. |
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Post by Frost on Mar 25, 2005 21:39:07 GMT -5
well it looks like I'm going to hell too.  |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 21:44:16 GMT -5
Yay! The more the merrier!
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Post by Frost on Mar 25, 2005 21:47:12 GMT -5
yup. the more the merrier. the more the warmer the place. hmm... maybe we should throw a party when we all get there. |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 21:48:34 GMT -5
Oh yes. Definally a party. I love parties drinks all around!
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Post by Frost on Mar 25, 2005 21:50:53 GMT -5
that sounds great! maybe some bloody marys, some vampiros, some sangria, and yes lets not forget TEQUILA! |
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Post by greenwolf on Mar 25, 2005 21:52:25 GMT -5
Sounds great! What music though?
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Post by Masurao on Mar 25, 2005 21:54:35 GMT -5
that sounds great! maybe some bloody marys, some vampiros, some sangria, and yes lets not forget TEQUILA! Sangria? I love sangria! Being Spaniards my family makes it for every party. I'll make home-made sangria and bring it to the party. Oh yeah, we're going to rock hell! |
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