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Post by Sara on Mar 11, 2006 21:13:40 GMT -5
Good thing it's only for a year. By the time his supply runs out, he's gonna be suffering from crotch whiplash ;P
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Mar 12, 2006 21:00:07 GMT -5
That's part of the present, naturally. I tucked a gift certificate for a years supply into his loincloth. And don't worry, despite the intense temptation, I controlled myself, your gift is NOT secondhand. (CK got pretty tired that night, though. *winks*) ....Why do people always talk about me when Im not around? Pheh, and people wonder why I kill and rape. Mmmm, killing. Mmm, rape. Mmmm, nachos. Oh, and happy bitchday, Sara. I mean... birthday. Happy birthday. Yay, thats what I meant to say... [Tips his off.] Present? Well, if me being here to say 'happy bitchday' isnt a good enough gift by itself, then learn to get used to it. I dont give presents. Except to the General, but that was because he made me too. Or else I wouldnt have gotten funding for a certain biohazard experiment... [Shifty eyes.] I know what you're thinking... what is it with nazis an making killing gases to end the lives of millions. Its in the blood. We gots to kill... Oh, and do enjoy the cake. Im sure it will be... to die for. Ta. PS: Nice skirt.
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Post by Sara on Mar 12, 2006 21:14:46 GMT -5
Present? Well, if me being here to say 'happy bitchday' isnt a good enough gift by itself, then learn to get used to it. I dont give presents. Getting presents from you? Not that I had banked on getting one from you. But the gift of prolonged mercy is good enough for me. =)
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