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Post by Sara on Dec 16, 2005 4:23:40 GMT -5
My favorite quote would have to be from the 5th Element:
Police: Are you classified as human? Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Post by Karat'Ka on Dec 16, 2005 8:34:19 GMT -5
Army of Darkness - "This is my boom stick". 'Nuff said.
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Post by Guan Lou-dte on Dec 17, 2005 9:15:23 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow from pirates of the Caribbean
“Me, I’m dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, honestly it’s the honest ones you have to look out for because you never know when there going to do something incredibly incredibly stupid”
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Post by Psychoman on Dec 17, 2005 15:10:33 GMT -5
A few from Devils Rejects:
Odis:I'M WILLY FUCKIN WANKA AND THIS IS MY FUCKIN CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I MAKE THE FUCKIN CHOCOLATE! --Said when his two prisinors began bitching that they were tired when walking to where he would force them to dig up his guns and he would most likley kill them.
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Baby: I'm gettin hungry, we need to stop at that ice cream place in about 10 miles
Odis: Theres no fuckin way we are stopin there! I have calculated the amount of time that I could stand it and its two FUCKIN seconds!
Papa: Oh come on, I could use some tudy fuckin fruity.
Baby: Yeah, Tudy fuckin fruity
Baby and Papa in tandom: Tudy fuggin fruity. Tudy fuggin fruity. Tudy fuggin fruity.
Odis: Look, there is no FUCKIN ice cream in your FUCKIN future! --The next scene they are sitting in the car, while odis is still driving, eating some ice cream, lol. they continue to do familly stuff like bicker, odis and baby being brother and sister and papa being (dur) the dad. Zombie tries to make us think "Hey, sadistic mass murdurers are people too!". Great movie in all....
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Post by Halflife on Dec 17, 2005 18:53:41 GMT -5
i love an old Classic - Lion King
Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey? Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar. Timon: Who? Nala: Scar. Pumbaa: Who's got a scar? Nala: No no no. It's his uncle. Timon: The monkey's his uncle? Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king. Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.
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Post by Setg on Dec 18, 2005 6:10:19 GMT -5
"Someday. And that day may never come, i may call upon you to perform a service for me. But, until that day, consider this as a gift." Arguably Brandos finest work.
"Whose is the motorbike?" It's not a motorbike baby, it's a chopper." "Well whose is the chopper." "Zed." "Who is Zed?" "Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead." Pulp Fiction
" I don't care who you use, as long as their not complete muppets." Lock Stock
Sorry!!
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Post by Halflife on Dec 18, 2005 7:30:33 GMT -5
thats called double posting, no wait, triple posting, and u know what The General thinks about double posting... here let me refreash your memory dont do it
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Post by Setg on Dec 18, 2005 7:37:46 GMT -5
Technically it's triple posting but i apologise - i don't usually do it, i'm a little worse for wear this morning and modifying didn't even enter my head.
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 13:43:39 GMT -5
Serenity
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes.
Mal: Well, you can't.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 29, 2005 13:45:35 GMT -5
Hokey relegions and anicient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid- Han Solo, star wars IV
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 13:48:00 GMT -5
Serenity again.
-Inara praying to Buddha.-
Mal: Dear Buddha, I want a pony.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 29, 2005 13:52:19 GMT -5
Lol, that IS classic.
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 16:06:00 GMT -5
40 Year Old Virgin
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now? David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now". David: You're gay for saying that. Cal: I'm gay for saying that? David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan". Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? David: How? Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face". Cal: That's *gay*? David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit! Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body. [shouts] Cal: F*ck you! David: Aww.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 29, 2005 16:09:04 GMT -5
ok, i know when i'm beat.
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 16:10:28 GMT -5
Thats right.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 29, 2005 16:12:08 GMT -5
unless i am forced to ue the ultimate quote....
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 16:13:08 GMT -5
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 29, 2005 16:14:40 GMT -5
the ultimate star wars quote of all time.......
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 16:15:08 GMT -5
What is it?
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Post by Kai Exp.001 on Dec 29, 2005 16:21:49 GMT -5
Yeah that went well.
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