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Post by The General on Dec 21, 2005 2:31:42 GMT -5
We were kidding, and we're best friends who don't argue. We 'fight' but we dont argue. Oh this is the wimp who declared War on us? Darn, I was expecting a challenge...oh well, I'll make your death quick and painful...I'm not totally without mercy.
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Post by Spooky on Dec 21, 2005 2:32:18 GMT -5
We're what? Sexy? I'll thank you, as I am several tons of drop dead biomechanical hotness, but sorry, I don't swing that way. Shoo little fag, shoo. Get outta here, we don't like your kind. No, I was going to ask if you guys were gay. But then I remembered Colonel loaded his shot gun at the last mention of "Gay". Maybe it's just a... "Friendly" Friendship. You don't swing that way? HA! May I remind you of The Dumbo Incedent?EDIT: I'm joking, guys. ... Masters.
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Post by Spooky on Dec 21, 2005 2:37:24 GMT -5
Hold on, Several Tons!!! You're scrawny! Beyond anorexic! That's why you have to wear that dre--Cape.
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Post by econdha on Dec 21, 2005 2:40:24 GMT -5
*coughs* speaking of Gay, Master is a term for the dominant one in a sexual S&M relationship.
That's why it's ok that I call him that and not you.
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Post by Spooky on Dec 21, 2005 2:45:29 GMT -5
... Like I said before, sounds like a Cult. *Bursts a gut* You let the machine dominate you? Unless you were talking about Kroenen which is just... Ew.
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Post by econdha on Dec 21, 2005 2:55:15 GMT -5
*growls* Don't talk about my Master like that.
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Post by The General on Dec 21, 2005 2:56:33 GMT -5
No we're not gay, it's called being friends...you should try getting some, sometime . Michael, stop using the Colonel's inside jokes, they don't suit you . Ah, Michael, I'm made of metal...and I'm slightly over twelve feet tall...yes, several tons. I dominate everyone Michael, save for Colonel. It's called sheer arrogance, stubborness, and what not. As for a Cult, hardly...Lt. is the only one who 'romanticizes' the clan, basically we just wear ranks, stick together, and support one another. No blood rituals, unless it involves, the Colonel, I, and some 'cinnamon buns.' Speaking of which Colonel, is she still in the freezer?
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Post by econdha on Dec 21, 2005 3:00:22 GMT -5
I was KIDDING about the cult thing!
*mutters about never being allowed to live anything down*
And the Colonel and I definately have blood rituals too. *shows off the scars* Pretty much anywhere the Colonel is there's going to be blood.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless the Colonel has been there, in which case it's probably soaked in blood and tears.
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 21, 2005 4:11:51 GMT -5
* Shakes head sadly * They are beyond insane.......
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Post by econdha on Dec 21, 2005 4:33:25 GMT -5
* Shakes head sadly * They are beyond insane....... Stop Spamming my Role Play Thread!
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Post by 0darkblade0 on Dec 21, 2005 4:43:00 GMT -5
I'm the one spamming?
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Post by econdha on Dec 21, 2005 5:05:06 GMT -5
anyway. That's about it for the qualifying rounds. Stragglers may stay here and post. The rest of you please adjourn with me to The Arena. The first match will be Alexander Kaiser VS Wolven.
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Post by Col. Kroenen (retired) on Dec 21, 2005 11:27:37 GMT -5
Gah! Impossible, impossible I say! I get on at night, its because we live in different time zones that It seems different, dumbass! Im staying on all fuckin’ day and night today, so you better be on or I’ll bring out the can opener! Lets see how much of that little brain of yours is still intact. And just for your information, some women prefer lipless, for it allows for deeper tongue penetration, biatch! How do I like them? How do I like them?! [Spacks him over the head] APPLESAUCE, BITCH!
Oh show mercy oh mighty one, do not frighten me to death with your scary words! No! Show mercy! Dumbass. Im the only one capable of bring tears solely based on words. And you know it that for a fact, dontcha little girl?
Fuck yeah I can, Im a fuckin’ god. Don’t be mad at me because Im bigger, tougher, and stronger then you, weakling. Stupid?! I created a machine so powerful it ripped through the fabric of space and time, opening a portal into the dimension of the gods of chaos, so don’t you ever dare care me stupid, you uneducated pile of metal filth. If they had guns, then they’d been very lucky, for they could commit suicide before I bring total agita upon them. I don’t go to hospitals, I’ve been shot twice before, never needed a doctor. Besides, its against my faith. Fuck Mexicans.
Its nice to know that you care. Funny thing about pain, General. If you can just stop feeling it, you can learn how to use it properly. A wise burnt demonic man told me that. Sweet dreams, kiddies.
Oh, is that what you call it? I call it ‘dung’.
Eh. If you say so.
[Glares] Who has to dray the furry porn, badly?*** That’s what you should’ve asked. Your just a pawn. Im the Queen. And I suppose that makes General King. To any uneducated person, that would seem stupid/wrong/perhaps gay, but to those few whom have actually play chess, they should know my superior power.
We could also piss somewhere other than the toilet. Open your mouth again, and be declared the towns urinal. Drink up and gulp down, see if its intoxicating.
Aww, aint that cute? The little baby girl wants to send threats to Fatal Alliance. I hope you do remember what I did to the last person to threaten me. What was it now? Ah, yes, that’s right, I blew up his entire planet. Sure, I killed innocent people, but I don’t really care. They were all probably in on it, anyway.
Got a problem with my shotgun? And we’re not gay, we’re brothers, dumbass. Jeeze, some people take soooo fucking long to get with the program. And Dumbo is a girl. At least, she was went General got done with her. BURN.
…. Masters? My, my, someones wishing for more than face huggers to rape his face. Fine, I’ll grant your wish, prepared to be fist-fucked in the face. [Bases his face in until no teeth remain.] There, all done. Enjoy yourself? I know I did.
It’s a cloak.
On a second note, I would add that all auditions will be held Christmas day. Just my way of spreading the cheer.
... A Cult is a bunch of nerds in wizard outfits who try to play with magic. We’re an alliance. A army. A form of evil. Lucifer’s envy. Ect, ect, ect. Ah, come now, you know even you crave this fantastic body of mine. Too bad for you though, that Im a female-only kinda creature. Nothing personal, I just find the male body to be rather…. Disgusting. If I was female, I’d be a lesbians. Femdom lesbian. Muhaha. Though it would take me a while to get use to the new form… I wonder if I’ll be kind enough to allow myself to live long without being covered in blood and scars. Sigh, sometimes Im too sadistic for my own good.
Yeah, you’re five sizes too big and two sizes too short, tubby.
But don’t worry, Jenny (General) cant dominate anyone sexually. He lacks the required organs for that. He is, how you say…. Genderless. So technically, it would be impossible for him to be gay. He has the unique ability to choose either ‘side’ (straight / gay) and not suffer the ridicule of it. But regardless, I highly doubt General find either gender to be sexually appealing. I could be wrong, but in my time with the general, I believe his only lust is that for blood, battle and war. Its one fine menage a trois.
Yes, she is. You need to warm her up though, and perhaps get some more cinnamon.
Ah, please, you’re embarrassing me.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane? We’re not the insane ones. Infact, we are the only sane ones here. The only ones willing to admit to their own pleasures and seek out to perform them instead of suppressing them back for countless years until the inevitable fate of age takes over and turns you into the old guy from Family Guy. I like to bound my bitchs and cut them, drink their blood and use their pain as my ego fuel. Call it what you will, but its still better than sleeping with another man, faggot.
Or what?
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Post by The General on Dec 21, 2005 13:26:50 GMT -5
Guess what, Sand Bag?! I got on this morning at 9 something am, and you were on! I messaged you like crazy, and there was no reply, and then, you signed off! *hits him in the head with little gears, then ponders* Do you still have a tongue? *sniffle* *arrogant sniff* It's not that I'm mad, I was worried. I have full belief in your capabilities and realize that you could have taken him down, that still doesn't stop me worrying...afterall, I've already lost one brother I don't want to lose another . *gasp* You're just jealous because you're not shiney unless you put a suit on. Your're damn right. I'm virtually useless. Hell, the pawns do more than I do in a game of chess. Oh, I'm telling mom you brought up Dumbo again!!! *muses as to whether that's an insult or just a fact* *pulls out of the freezer, and leaves the room.* I'll be back in a few minutes. Owned.
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Post by econdha on Dec 24, 2005 8:13:28 GMT -5
[Glares] Who has to draw the furry porn, badly?*** That’s what you should’ve asked. Your just a pawn. Im the Queen. And I suppose that makes General King. To any uneducated person, that would seem stupid/wrong/perhaps gay, but to those few whom have actually play chess, they should know my superior power. Fuck You. You haven't even seen the furry porn yet. …. Masters? My, my, someones wishing for more than face huggers to rape his face. Fine, I’ll grant your wish, prepared to be fist-*pauk*ed in the face. [Bases his face in until no teeth remain.] There, all done. Enjoy yourself? I know I did. Well I can't actually make fun of you about that one. Sigh, sometimes Im too sadistic for my own good. Slander. Too sadistic....you need to check the abacus you call a Central Processing Unit, Kroenen. The hamster has run off the treadwheel. But don’t worry, Jenny (General) cant dominate anyone sexually. He lacks the required organs for that. He is, how you say…. Genderless. So technically, it would be impossible for him to be gay. He has the unique ability to choose either ‘side’ (straight / gay) and not suffer the ridicule of it. Hmmm...why is it I find Neuter cyborgs so appealing? Does the General have aphrodisiac *coughcensorcough* too? But regardless, I highly doubt General find either gender to be sexually appealing. I could be wrong, but in my time with the general, I believe his only lust is that for blood, battle and war. Its one fine menage a trois. That is pretty much the hottest idea of all time. We’re not the insane ones. Infact, we are the only sane ones here. The only ones willing to admit to their own pleasures and seek out to perform them instead of suppressing them Pain is the meaning of existance. S&M is a lifestyle! I like to bound my bitchs and cut them, drink their blood and use their pain as my ego fuel. Why do I read your posts? They always leave me needing to kill a kitten. *goes to rape 7 or 8 of her boytoys into submission* Or what?[/quote] Or I'm going to set you and the General on him. Hmm.
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