I raped Arbiter because I am an Evil Lord....

[Frost]

I killed 343 Guilty Spark Cause I'm mentaly unstable.

[ironfist]

I bit a keyboard cause i am mentally unstable, well I'm not gonna argue with that ;D

[Halflife]

i poured Nuclear waste on a monkey - cuz i can Biatch!

Whoo mine actually made sence!

[Spike]

I screamed at He-Man because I'm trying to be Jack the Ripper...

Now for the new one...

I drowned a Keyboard cause I am mentaly unstable

[TheRealRico]

I was malested by a poltragist(WTF it that) Because I'm on drugs.

This game sucks.

[Justify]

ricardo said:

I was malested by a poltragist(WTF it that) Because I'm on drugs.

This game sucks.

a poltragist is an evil spirit or a ghost.

[TheRealRico]

My saying sucks.Although it does makes some sence it sucks.

[Spike]

skinner said:

a poltragist is an evil spirit or a ghost.

It's spelt Poltergeist. An its a ghost that manifests itself by noises, rappings, and the creation of disorder.

ricardo said:

My saying sucks.Although it does makes some sence it sucks.

and Rico... Jeez take it easy its only a game.

[TheRealRico]

Sorry sorry sorry I did over exaggerate.

[Jack Skellington]

spikeaxis said:

skinner said:

a poltragist is an evil spirit or a ghost.

It's spelt Poltergeist. An its a ghost that manifests itself by noises, rappings, and the creation of disorder.

ricardo said:

My saying sucks.Although it does makes some sence it sucks.

and Rico... Jeez take it easy its only a game.

A Poltergeist is also unknown energy,and its not always a dangerous ghost,i can be a playfull or mischievious Spirit who likes to cause trouble.

[saera]

I gave a lap dance to the Prophet Truth because I'm mentally unstable.......


............so wrong........just so wrong o.o;

[Cheshire cat]

I threw up on a flood BECAUSE I CAN BITCH!!!!


EDIT: Heres a nasty one:


I gave a lap dance to an erection because i was on fire.



Ooooh ouch.

[Z'gash]

Alright the first one was;

I slapped a donkeys ass because I am an Evil Lord of Blargsnibla!

... Man, those Lords of Blargsnibla really are pervs.. Geez!

The second would be;

I danced with the prophet of Truth because I was drunk

.. That does sound like something I'd do.. Damn, I really need to stop drinking and dancing with aliens.. It's totally messing with my image

[Cheshire cat]

I slept with pikachu becuase i'm the hot one.

That isn't mine, just thought it was sick. ;D

[.B.L.A.C.K.]

i screamed at a monkey cause im tha hot one (shirts grey and pink)

AND

i drowned a pea because im cool

nice game

[0darkblade0]

I kicked a monkey because I love RVB! You'd better believe it!

[Cityhunter]

I gave a lap dance to a weight watcher because i am on drugs

[Psychoman]

I killed a flaming stick because I'm mentaly unstable...That explains alot even though FIRE CAN'T DIE! My whole world has just been turned upside down and flipped around backwards frontwards and all AROUND!.....now everything seems how you all see it. "Normal?!?"


It's just a sign of the time, going forward in reverse but if we are pluarl...it's just a hand in the bush...

[Jack Skellington]

Month of birth
1-I molested
2-I raped
3-I fraggrenaded
4-I went insane,screamed and chased
5-I kissed
6-I laughed uncontrolably at
7-I dated
8-I ripped (enter name here)'s spine out
9- I ate
10-I licked
11-I chewed on
12-I set fire to
Day of birth
1-a lizard
2-an Elf
3-Frodo
4-Mary popins
5-Sonic the hedgehog
6-Exenomorph
7-Predator
8-Tails
9-Aimy
10-Shadow
11-Dr.Eggman
12-Zelda
13-Link
14-a Deku Scrub
15-a Moo moo cow
16-A gyarados
17-A grenade
18-a tank
19-Caboose
20-Tucker
21-Tex
22-Sarge
23-Simmons
24-Skullkid
25-The Arbiter
26-A pokemon
27-a bug
28-A gangsta
29-Facehugger
30-The blob
31-cookie dough

Color shirt your wearin
Green-Cause Im SEXY!
blue-Cause Im suicidal
white-Cause I got laid
gray-Cause Im pregnant
brown-Cause I can bitch!
purple-Cause I WAS ON FIRE!
none-Cause my man boobs are dieing!
orange-Cause I love nature and nature hates you.
multycolored(doesnt matter)-Because I love somone!
yellow-Because Im stupid
tan-Because I like to party!!!
black-Because I like to eat people!
gold(ish)-BECAUSE I LOVE AVP!!!

[Jack Skellington]

I went insane,screamed and chased Skullkid Cause I got laid